Adrian Monk Quote #1004

Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and Little Monk

[flashback:]
Young Monk: You always turn your lock back to zero. I noticed that. I do that too. So later it's easier to open.
Young Sherry: Uh-huh.
Young Monk: Actually, there are a lot of things we have in common. [grabs card] "Things Adrian Monk and Sherry Judd have in common."
Young Sherry: You made a list?
Young Monk: One, our lockers are right next to each other. Two, we both like The Patty Duke Show. Even though she has to be lying because they're supposed to be identical cousins, which is biologically impossible. Three, perfect attendance records. And, uh, four... Neither of us has a date to the spring fling.
Young Sherry: How do you know that?
Young Monk: I happened to catch a glimpse of your weekly planner. And I noticed that you have a babysitting job lined up for that evening. Unless I'm wrong, which, you know, I'm not.

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Captain Stottlemeyer: She was your great grandmother? Tell me about her.
Sherry Judd: I never met her. She was a famous suffragette. She went to jail for the right to vote.
Lieutenant Disher: Maybe they were making a statement. Like a political thing.
Captain Stottlemeyer: You mean they broke into the house, and they beat a woman to death, then defaced the painting because they had trouble with the 19th amendment?
Lieutenant Disher: Yes. I mean, no. It's a mystery.

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Adrian Monk: That's right.
Michael Norfleet: Sherry told me all about you. About how you never took a single gym class.
Adrian Monk: I had a note.

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Sherry Judd: I love this one. Look at their faces. I wonder what they're thinking.
Adrian Monk: She's planning to murder him.
Sherry Judd: What?
Adrian Monk: She's about to feed him amanita mushrooms. You can tell by the little white spots. It's a deadly poison.
Sherry Judd: Maybe she doesn't know.
Adrian Monk: Oh, she knows. He's been hitting her. She's swollen. See the bruises on her arms and her left eye. She knows what she's doing.
Sherry Judd: Must be hard. To be you. To see everything.
Adrian Monk: It's awful.