Adrian Monk Quote #992
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes to a Wedding
Theresa Scott: Should I be insulted?
Adrian Monk: About what?
Theresa Scott: The napkins. You afraid to touch me, Mr. Monk?
Adrian Monk: Why would I be afraid of you? I'm not marrying you. [Theresa chuckles] It's a beautiful dress.
Theresa Scott: Well, thank you.
Adrian Monk: And it still fits.
Theresa Scott: What do you mean?
Adrian Monk: You wore the same dress in Philadelphia 6 years ago. At the time, you were using the name Darlene Coolidge. I saw the wedding pictures, the ones that Frank Ruddle took.
Theresa Scott: Who?
Adrian Monk: Frank Ruddle. The wedding photographer who made the fatal mistake of recognizing you.
Theresa Scott: Mr. Monk, I'm not who or what you think I am. I am denying it unequivocally. However, if you were right, and I was such a woman, the last thing you'd wanna do is get in my way.
Adrian Monk: Are you threatening me? How do you plan to do it? How are you going to kill him?
Theresa Scott: The song's over, Mr. Monk.
Monk Quotes
‘Mr. Monk Goes to a Wedding’ Quotes
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Captain Stottlemeyer: Hey, I wonder how Natalie and Randy are doing. I love weddings. Did you know that I met Karen at a wedding? I love weddings anyway. [sees Monk is down] Yep. You know who had a great wedding? You did. You and Trudy. Now, that was a great day. Where is that photo album?
Adrian Monk: She was... Wow!
Captain Stottlemeyer: Beautiful.
Adrian Monk: I remember during the service she was crying so hard, she couldn't even say the words, "I do." Have you ever seen anybody cry so much?
Captain Stottlemeyer: That was you, Monk. And, no, I have not.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Lieutenant Disher: What's that?
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's cellophane. Monk's idea.
Adrian Monk: It's to protect the cake. Makes it more fun.
Lieutenant Disher: For what?
Adrian Monk: Well, when you blow out the candles, there's always a little, what I call, spittle.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Actually a pretty good idea. It's a birthday cake spittle shield. You know, that's the first idea that you've had that I might actually consider investing in.
Adrian Monk: Thank you.
Natalie: Make a wish. [Disher takes a long, thoughtful moment]
Captain Stottlemeyer: Blow out the candles, lieutenant.
[As Randy blows out the candles, the flames spread to the cellophane cover which ignites. As Randy tries to blow out the fire, Stottlemeyer uses a fire extinguisher.]
Adrian Monk: Hey, happy birthday.
Captain Stottlemeyer: I think I might reconsider that investment.
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Natalie: You broke into her room? Is that legal?
Captain Stottlemeyer: You don't need a search warrant to go into a hotel room if it's after checkout.
Adrian Monk: Is that true?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I don't know.