Natalie Quote #79
Quote from Natalie in Mr. Monk Goes to a Wedding
Peggy Davenport: It's, it's not her. Her hair is different.
Natalie: Mom, she dyed her hair blond and cut it.
Peggy Davenport: It's not her. This is the happiest day of his life. Why are you doing this to your brother?
Natalie: I'm doing this for Jonathan. Mom, this explains everything. Why she has no family, why she has no friends.
Peggy Davenport: Because her best friend is sick and her parents happen to be dead.
Natalie: Did you read this article? She killed her first husband for his money. She might be planning to do it again.
Peggy Davenport: No, no. No, no, no. Cancel, cancel. I don't believe it.
Adrian Monk: Mrs. Davenport, Randy Disher was the investigating officer 6 years ago. He could identify Theresa. That's why she tried to run him down when he first got here.
Peggy Davenport: I'm sorry. But that is simply preposterous.
Natalie: Yesterday, she called him Sergeant Disher. He was a sergeant when she knew him 6 years ago.
‘Mr. Monk Goes to a Wedding’ Quotes
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Captain Stottlemeyer: Hey, I wonder how Natalie and Randy are doing. I love weddings. Did you know that I met Karen at a wedding? I love weddings anyway. [sees Monk is down] Yep. You know who had a great wedding? You did. You and Trudy. Now, that was a great day. Where is that photo album?
Adrian Monk: She was... Wow!
Captain Stottlemeyer: Beautiful.
Adrian Monk: I remember during the service she was crying so hard, she couldn't even say the words, "I do." Have you ever seen anybody cry so much?
Captain Stottlemeyer: That was you, Monk. And, no, I have not.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Lieutenant Disher: What's that?
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's cellophane. Monk's idea.
Adrian Monk: It's to protect the cake. Makes it more fun.
Lieutenant Disher: For what?
Adrian Monk: Well, when you blow out the candles, there's always a little, what I call, spittle.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Actually a pretty good idea. It's a birthday cake spittle shield. You know, that's the first idea that you've had that I might actually consider investing in.
Adrian Monk: Thank you.
Natalie: Make a wish. [Disher takes a long, thoughtful moment]
Captain Stottlemeyer: Blow out the candles, lieutenant.
[As Randy blows out the candles, the flames spread to the cellophane cover which ignites. As Randy tries to blow out the fire, Stottlemeyer uses a fire extinguisher.]
Adrian Monk: Hey, happy birthday.
Captain Stottlemeyer: I think I might reconsider that investment.
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Natalie: You broke into her room? Is that legal?
Captain Stottlemeyer: You don't need a search warrant to go into a hotel room if it's after checkout.
Adrian Monk: Is that true?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I don't know.