Natalie Quote #67
Quote from Natalie in Mr. Monk Gets Drunk
Dr. David Sobin: Excuse me. Well, you're getting an early start. [Natalie chuckles] The tasting doesn't begin until noon. May I? Oh, they make this here.
Natalie: Hmm. They just released it this morning.
Dr. David Sobin: And how is it?
Natalie: It's good. It's, uh, sweet. But it has a, um it has a weird after taste to it. Do you taste it?
Natalie: No, not really.
Dr. David Sobin: I'm a little bit worried about your friend. I'm a psychiatrist, and I saw him yesterday talking to an empty chair.
Natalie: Oh, yeah, he does that. His wife died eight years ago. He talks to her.
Dr. David Sobin: Mrs. Willis said he used to be a detective. He was discharged? May I ask, why is he here?
Natalie: Well, it's his anniversary, and they honeymooned here, so.
Dr. David Sobin: So this is probably a time of stress for him. Does he handle stress well?
Natalie: No. He handles stress unwell.
Dr. David Sobin: Lonely children will sometimes make up a person in their minds. An imaginary friend, if you will. I've seen it a lot in my practice. I've seen adults do it too.
Natalie: Well, you don't know Adrian Monk. He's a great detective. The police don't make a move without talking to him first. I don't know what's going on here. But if he says he met a man named Larry Zwibell, then he met a man named Larry Zwibell.
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Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Sylvia, I want to apologize again for last year.
Sylia: Oh, don't mention it. It's ancient history.
Natalie: What happened last year?
Sylia: Well, it's not worth mentioning. We had a mystery weekend. And we hired some actors who were going to act out a little murder.
Adrian Monk: I'm really, really sorry.
Sylia: And, uh, it was supposed to be for three days. And everybody paid in advance for three days. Adrian solved the case in, what was it, 12 minutes?
Adrian Monk: Well, I, I knew that the general's daughter was lying about meeting Churchill, because Churchill wasn't knighted until 1953. Which meant that Reginald, the limping chauffeur, who supplied her alibi, was also lying. So obviously, they were lovers who were planning to kill the sultan, and steal the Arabian emerald.
Sylia: Anyway, uh, we had to refund everybody's money. No big deal. But we learned our lesson. No more mysteries when Adrian Monk is in town. This time we're having a wine tasting.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Wine Expert: Now they're on step three.
Adrian Monk: Oh, step three.
Wine Expert: Sniffing. You smell the wine. Inhale deeply. Do you smell the fruit or the herbs?
Adrian Monk: Uh, so that means, really, there's only two steps left until the spitting.
Wine Expert: That's right.
Adrian Monk: Uh, all, all at once? All of them spitting on the porch here? With me on the porch?
Wine Expert: Now they're sipping.
Adrian Monk: Sipping! So spitting is next. Oh, God. Oh, here it comes. [Monk groans]
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Here's what happened. I went to bed around 10. They were still playing poker. Guber must have needed more cash, so he went upstairs to get it. I went to bed around 10. They were all still playing the poker.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk! We've heard this part already.
Adrian Monk: Cappy! Cappy, you made it. How you doing? I- I- I love you. I just...
Captain Stottlemeyer: I love you too. Do your thing.
Adrian Monk: You just got... You...
Captain Stottlemeyer: Let's go sleep it off.
Adrian Monk: And thanks, thanks, thanks for the...
Captain Stottlemeyer: What?
Adrian Monk: Thanks for the... Look at that. What's that thing?
Captain Stottlemeyer: All right, come here. Come here a minute.
Adrian Monk: I'm gonna get me one.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Up to bed.
Adrian Monk: Oh, oh, wait! See, Gruber never came back. They got worried and decided to go upstairs and check him! They found Ben Gruber dead. He was dead from a heart attack. And cash, $3.1 million. They must've figured somebody would be coming around looking for it. That's the kind of money people come looking for. What to do? What to do? They decided to hide the body and split the money. If anybody asked, they were gonna pretend they never heard of him. Hold on. [sits down] Here's what happened. They got rid of Gruber's car. Then they removed his signature from the guest book and retook the group photo without him. He was gone. It was like he never existed. Gone like a ghost.