Natalie Quote #58
Quote from Natalie in Mr. Monk Stays in Bed
Lieutenant Disher: [on the phone] He had a what?
Natalie: A bruise on his thumb. I remember the guy that delivered Julie's pizza had the same bruise. He tried to get me in his house.
Lieutenant Disher: Maybe he likes you. Maybe he finds you attractive. Stranger things have happened.
Natalie: No, he wanted to kill me. I can tell. Can't you get a search warrant?
Lieutenant Disher: No, not based on this. I mean, the guy's got a nice house, right? And he's got some money? Why would he kill a pizza delivery guy?
Natalie: I don't know.
Lieutenant Disher: Even if he did kill him, why would he drive across town and deliver Julie's pizza to her? It doesn't make sense.
Natalie: Well, can't you at least come down here and talk to him?
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, I can be there in two hours.
Natalie: No, no! He could be gone by then. Where's the captain?
Lieutenant Disher: He's working on the case. Not your case, the other case. The big case.
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‘Mr. Monk Stays in Bed’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: Did you hear anything? I mean, anybody yelling or screaming for help?
Natalie: Yeah, me. Does it ever get to you? Seeing people dead?
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, it did for a while. But I got used to it.
Natalie: That must be awful. Getting used to it.
Lieutenant Disher: You know, it was pretty awful. But I got used to it. It's the worst part, you know. Getting used to it. Something you never really get used to.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: It's not straight.
Natalie: Ha! The bubble's right in the middle.
Adrian Monk: The level's broken.
Natalie: The level is not broken, Mr. Monk. It can't be broken. It's a bubble on a stick. You have two levels?
Adrian Monk: I use this level to check the other levels. It's my level-checking level.
Julie Teeger: How do you know that one's not broken?
Adrian Monk: That's a good question. I take my level-checking level to the hardware store twice a year to have it recalibrated.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Could you turn this? Thank you. Well, that's good.
Captain Stottlemeyer: What is this thing?
Adrian Monk: It's a humidifier.
Captain Stottlemeyer: What's that one?
Adrian Monk: It's a dehumidifier.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, don't they cancel each other out?
Adrian Monk: Exactly.