Adrian Monk Quote #918
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Stays in Bed
Natalie: Can I just talk about the case for one minute please? So I've been thinking about this. The man at the door was wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses. Sunglasses at night. It was like he was trying to hide his face from me. Do you think it means something?
Adrian Monk: I don't know. Oh. False alarm. That's a broken "Q."
Natalie: Mr. Monk, this is important to me. All right, so he left the pizzeria at 7:05. He didn't get here until 7:40, and the pizza was cold, remember?
Adrian Monk: Cold.
Natalie: Yeah, that's right. What do you think it means?
Adrian Monk: Cold.
Natalie: Do you think it's important?
Adrian Monk: I'm so cold.
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‘Mr. Monk Stays in Bed’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: Did you hear anything? I mean, anybody yelling or screaming for help?
Natalie: Yeah, me. Does it ever get to you? Seeing people dead?
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, it did for a while. But I got used to it.
Natalie: That must be awful. Getting used to it.
Lieutenant Disher: You know, it was pretty awful. But I got used to it. It's the worst part, you know. Getting used to it. Something you never really get used to.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: It's not straight.
Natalie: Ha! The bubble's right in the middle.
Adrian Monk: The level's broken.
Natalie: The level is not broken, Mr. Monk. It can't be broken. It's a bubble on a stick. You have two levels?
Adrian Monk: I use this level to check the other levels. It's my level-checking level.
Julie Teeger: How do you know that one's not broken?
Adrian Monk: That's a good question. I take my level-checking level to the hardware store twice a year to have it recalibrated.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Could you turn this? Thank you. Well, that's good.
Captain Stottlemeyer: What is this thing?
Adrian Monk: It's a humidifier.
Captain Stottlemeyer: What's that one?
Adrian Monk: It's a dehumidifier.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, don't they cancel each other out?
Adrian Monk: Exactly.