Adrian Monk Quote #906
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes Home Again
Julie Teeger: Trick-or-treat.
Adrian Monk: Trick-or-treat.
Mrs. Gilstrap: Hello. We have a doctor in the house.
Julie Teeger: I'm a cardiologist.
Mrs. Gilstrap: And you're a safety boy.
Adrian Monk: I'm a safety patrol officer.
Mrs. Gilstrap: Well, I think you both look wonderful.
Adrian Monk: No, thanks. I'm allergic.
Mrs. Gilstrap: To chocolate?
Adrian Monk: No, ma'am. I'm allergic to food that's been sitting in a bowl all night and that other people have been touching.
Mrs. Gilstrap: Oh, well, I love chocolate. I have to have a Neptune bar every night before I go to bed or I can't sleep. Well, I guess we all have our little quirks, don't we?
Adrian Monk: I suppose we do.
Julie Teeger: Well, thank you very much.
Mrs. Gilstrap: Be careful crossing the street. I guess I don't have to tell you that.
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Quote from Ambrose Monk
Ambrose Monk: Okay. Are you and Natalie...
Adrian Monk: What?
Ambrose Monk: Involved?
Adrian Monk: What? No. No. No. No. Why, why would you even ask me that?
Ambrose Monk: Well, it's been eight years since Trudy.
Adrian Monk: Exactly! It's only been eight years.
Ambrose Monk: You're a widower. She's a widow. And I know how you are with the ladies. I remember, in high school, those girls calling you on the phone, talking to you on the phone, complimenting you, huh?
Adrian Monk: Ambrose. Ambrose, those were my teachers.
Ambrose Monk: So? What about Mrs. Flagan? Yeah?
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: Halloween. Am I right? Something nasty always goes down on Halloween.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Really? What went down last Halloween?
Lieutenant Disher: Nothing.
Captain Stottlemeyer: The one before that?
Lieutenant Disher: It's a new tradition. Halloween.
Quote from Ambrose Monk
Ambrose Monk: What are you doing? You- You can't go in there. You cannot go in there.
Julie Teeger: I'm sorry. I didn't know.
Natalie: What's going on?
Ambrose Monk: That, that is, that's Dad's study. We're, we're, we're not allowed in there.
Natalie: Not allowed?
Ambrose Monk: Yes. Dad caught me in there once when I was 12.
Natalie: What happened, Ambrose?
Ambrose Monk: He grounded me.
Julie Teeger: For 30 years?