Adrian Monk Quote #848
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Election
Adrian Monk: It's keep-away. Natalie! Natalie, stop! You- You're just embarrassing yourself. No offense, okay, but I'm comin' in. Come on, get out of there. Bring it.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, come on, let's just walk.
Adrian Monk: No. There's not enough time. Whitman is already on his way to your campaign office because the cops that were stationed there have all been sent home. That's why Whitman was waitin' around. Here's what happened. Six months ago, Whitman was in his office, minding his own business, which, in his case, was buying and selling illegal weapons. The ATF raided the office. Whitman managed to burn all the incriminating papers he had, except for one.
Natalie: The one in the copy machine!
Adrian Monk: Exactly. There was something jammed inside that machine. A document, a receipt. Whatever it was, it must be pretty important. After he was arrested, The Feds confiscated all of his equipment, including the copy machine. Last week, when he got out of jail, he learned that the copier had been sold at the police auction.
First Attendant: What the hell is he talkin' about?
Second Attendant: Who cares?
Adrian Monk: The auction was open to the public, so it wasn't hard for Whitman to track you down. He knew the document inside that copier could send him to jail for life. Somehow, Whitman had to stop the repairman from opening it up. He grabbed one of his guns, ran up to the roof across the street, and tried to take out the copier. He figured if he shot it to hell, you'd just throw it out. But you never did. That's why he volunteered. He was waiting for a chance to break into it. But the cops were there around the clock. Oh, shoot, almost had it. And when I got suspicious, he tried to kill me with that grenade. Damn! Ah! Okay, I give up. [jumps for keys]
Natalie: Damn, you are good!
Adrian Monk: Let's go!
Natalie: I'll be back with your money!
Monk Quotes
‘Mr. Monk and the Election’ Quotes
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Captain Stottlemeyer: Disher told me that you put the grenade in the refrigerator.
Adrian Monk: Yeah.
Captain Stottlemeyer: And then he said you went back and opened it again. You just had to straighten something out, didn't you? I'm gonna ask the Mayor to give you a medal for what you did. And then I'm gonna ask the Mayor to take that medal back. Because you just had to open that door, didn't you?
Adrian Monk: So it's a wash?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, it's a wash.
Quote from Harold Krenshaw
Adrian Monk: What are you- What are you doing?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I'm eating a doughnut. It's food.
Adrian Monk: W- Why that one?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Because I like the coconut.
Harold Krenshaw: Now you have to eat a sugar one.
Captain Stottlemeyer: I don't want a sugar one.
Adrian Monk: Or you could take three more coconuts and two chocolate.
Harold Krenshaw: Or one coconut and two glazed.
Adrian Monk: Or you could just eat them all. That would probably be easier, huh?
Harold Krenshaw: That's a good idea.
Adrian Monk: Probably be easiest.
Harold Krenshaw: Yeah.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Or I could do this. [squishes box] There. Now there's one doughnut. One big damn doughnut.
Adrian Monk: [to Harold] You see what you did?
Quote from Harold Krenshaw
Captain Stottlemeyer: Could we get back to this? Mr. Krenshaw, where were you at 10:30 this morning?
Harold Krenshaw: I was at Dr. Kroger's office. I had my my appointment.
Adrian Monk: Your appointment ends at 10:00.
Harold Krenshaw: It was a double session.
Adrian Monk: [whispers to Stottlemeyer] Dr. Kroger doesn't do double sessions anymore. I'm just telling you.
Harold Krenshaw: He made an exception for me. If you don't believe me, call him. Do you want his beeper number?
Adrian Monk: I have his beeper number, okay?
Harold Krenshaw: Well, if that doesn't work, try his cell phone.
Adrian Monk: He gave you his cell phone number?
Harold Krenshaw: Mmm-hmm.
Adrian Monk: That's a lie. He's lying, Captain.
Harold Krenshaw: Hmm.
Adrian Monk: 'Cause Dr. Kroger would never give anybody his cell phone number, ever. Not ever.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk, I really don't care.
Harold Krenshaw: I've been to his home.
Adrian Monk: Have you no shame?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Excuse me. A man died today.
Harold Krenshaw: I met his daughter.
Adrian Monk: Liar! Liar!