Harold Krenshaw Quote #6
Quote from Harold Krenshaw in Mr. Monk and the Election
Moderator: Next, we'll hear from her opponent, Mr. Harold Krenshaw.
Harold Krenshaw: Hello. I'm Harold Krenshaw. You all know me. You know where I stand. Reduce the budget, lower taxes. If that means consolidating a few of our schools, then that's what we have to do. Yeah.
Moderator: Okay. Who has the first question? Please state your name.
Adrian Monk: My name is Adrian Monk. Uh, my question is for Mr. Krenshaw. Mr. Krenshaw, during this campaign, you have made a number of statements. I wonder if you might be able to substantiate one of those statements for us right now. You said that you have been to Dr. Kroger's house.
Natalie: Oh, God.
Harold Krenshaw: That's right.
Adrian Monk: In fact, I believe you said that you had Christmas dinner with him last year.
Harold Krenshaw: Yeah.
Adrian Monk: But Dr. Kroger is Jewish. He doesn't celebrate Christmas, does he, Mr. Krenshaw?
Harold Krenshaw: His first wife, Alisha, was Jewish. But Madeline, his fiancee, is Irish Catholic. They celebrate both.
Adrian Monk: His fiancee?
Harold Krenshaw: Yeah. I introduced them.
Adrian Monk: That is a lie. Dr. Kroger never said anything to me about a fiancee. Let me repeat that for you. Dr.
Kroger never said anything to me about a fiancee.
Harold Krenshaw: Go to hell, Monk.
Adrian Monk: You- You can go to hell. You go to hell!
Harold Krenshaw: You! You!
Moderator: Okay. Thank you. Natalie, you have 30 seconds for rebuttal.
Natalie: Uh, l I don't know where Dr. Kroger is this evening, but our prayers are with him.
‘Mr. Monk and the Election’ Quotes
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Captain Stottlemeyer: Disher told me that you put the grenade in the refrigerator.
Adrian Monk: Yeah.
Captain Stottlemeyer: And then he said you went back and opened it again. You just had to straighten something out, didn't you? I'm gonna ask the Mayor to give you a medal for what you did. And then I'm gonna ask the Mayor to take that medal back. Because you just had to open that door, didn't you?
Adrian Monk: So it's a wash?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, it's a wash.
Quote from Harold Krenshaw
Adrian Monk: What are you- What are you doing?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I'm eating a doughnut. It's food.
Adrian Monk: W- Why that one?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Because I like the coconut.
Harold Krenshaw: Now you have to eat a sugar one.
Captain Stottlemeyer: I don't want a sugar one.
Adrian Monk: Or you could take three more coconuts and two chocolate.
Harold Krenshaw: Or one coconut and two glazed.
Adrian Monk: Or you could just eat them all. That would probably be easier, huh?
Harold Krenshaw: That's a good idea.
Adrian Monk: Probably be easiest.
Harold Krenshaw: Yeah.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Or I could do this. [squishes box] There. Now there's one doughnut. One big damn doughnut.
Adrian Monk: [to Harold] You see what you did?
Quote from Harold Krenshaw
Captain Stottlemeyer: Could we get back to this? Mr. Krenshaw, where were you at 10:30 this morning?
Harold Krenshaw: I was at Dr. Kroger's office. I had my my appointment.
Adrian Monk: Your appointment ends at 10:00.
Harold Krenshaw: It was a double session.
Adrian Monk: [whispers to Stottlemeyer] Dr. Kroger doesn't do double sessions anymore. I'm just telling you.
Harold Krenshaw: He made an exception for me. If you don't believe me, call him. Do you want his beeper number?
Adrian Monk: I have his beeper number, okay?
Harold Krenshaw: Well, if that doesn't work, try his cell phone.
Adrian Monk: He gave you his cell phone number?
Harold Krenshaw: Mmm-hmm.
Adrian Monk: That's a lie. He's lying, Captain.
Harold Krenshaw: Hmm.
Adrian Monk: 'Cause Dr. Kroger would never give anybody his cell phone number, ever. Not ever.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk, I really don't care.
Harold Krenshaw: I've been to his home.
Adrian Monk: Have you no shame?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Excuse me. A man died today.
Harold Krenshaw: I met his daughter.
Adrian Monk: Liar! Liar!