Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #165
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Goes to Vegas
Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, a very good friend of mine has a gambling problem. I need to do an intervention.
Adrian Monk: Maybe Randy could find a support group.
Captain Stottlemeyer: I'm talking about you, Monk.
Adrian Monk: Me? I don't gamble.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, that's a problem. You should gamble. See, you could be in there right now, gambling, winning his money back.
Natalie: You can't be serious.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk, the kid is $35,000 in the hole. That is his savings account, his car payment, and the down payment on his mother's condominium.
Adrian Monk: I can't do it.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yes, you can. I just saw you.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, don't listen to him.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Look, just... You do that Rain Man thing. Count a few cards. It'll take you an hour-and-a-half.
‘Mr. Monk Goes to Vegas’ Quotes
Quote from Natalie
Adrian Monk: Where's your boyfriend?
Natalie: I sent him out. I told him I needed a special kind of shampoo.
Adrian Monk: Boy, it's like you have superpowers.
Natalie: It's a gift.
Adrian Monk: And a curse?
Natalie: No, just a gift.
Quote from Natalie
Natalie: No, no, no, look at me. He has no idea what he's talking about. Once you get a taste of it, you will be hooked for sure. You'll never leave.
Captain Stottlemeyer: You won't get hooked.
Natalie: He gets hooked on everything. He's the most compulsive person I've ever met. He's like a different species.
Adrian Monk: Thank you.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: No, I- I can't be the victim. I'm the detective. I have to step back and observe the scene.
Natalie: Yeah, well, I can observe stuff, too. A. This is a crime scene.
Adrian Monk: No, no, no, no, you don't.... You don't know what to look for. Okay? I mean, we have a system. It's a good system. There's an old saying: "Don't change anything... ever."
Natalie: That's an old saying?
Adrian Monk: I've been saying it for years.