Lieutenant Disher Quote #80
Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk Goes to Vegas
Captain Stottlemeyer: Hey, there's Randy. Randy! Randy! How you doin'?
Lieutenant Disher: Hey, uh, I'm down. But that's to be expected. Money is like the tide, it ebbs and it flows. It's all in the book. Right now, I'm, uh, sort of ebbing.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Uh, son, exactly how much are you ebbing?
Lieutenant Disher: Down $800. But that's not including the complimentary breakfast and all the free drinks. Don't panic. Don't panic. The worst thing you can do is panic. It's all in the book.
‘Mr. Monk Goes to Vegas’ Quotes
Quote from Natalie
Adrian Monk: Where's your boyfriend?
Natalie: I sent him out. I told him I needed a special kind of shampoo.
Adrian Monk: Boy, it's like you have superpowers.
Natalie: It's a gift.
Adrian Monk: And a curse?
Natalie: No, just a gift.
Quote from Natalie
Natalie: No, no, no, look at me. He has no idea what he's talking about. Once you get a taste of it, you will be hooked for sure. You'll never leave.
Captain Stottlemeyer: You won't get hooked.
Natalie: He gets hooked on everything. He's the most compulsive person I've ever met. He's like a different species.
Adrian Monk: Thank you.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: No, I- I can't be the victim. I'm the detective. I have to step back and observe the scene.
Natalie: Yeah, well, I can observe stuff, too. A. This is a crime scene.
Adrian Monk: No, no, no, no, you don't.... You don't know what to look for. Okay? I mean, we have a system. It's a good system. There's an old saying: "Don't change anything... ever."
Natalie: That's an old saying?
Adrian Monk: I've been saying it for years.