Adrian Monk Quote #816
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Gets Stuck in Traffic
Adrian Monk: You see that dump truck over there?
Natalie: Yeah.
Adrian Monk: That's the one that passed us on the highway. Do you remember?
Natalie: Yeah, he wouldn't honk his horn. He must not be a very happy person.
Adrian Monk: The guy who was killed.
Natalie: Steve Marriot.
Adrian Monk: Marriot, right. I think he was already dead. There's no other explanation. Because his car never passed us. I think it was inside that dump truck. And then it got dumped out in the middle of the highway.
Natalie: By who?
Adrian Monk: By him. The paramedic who was treating you.
Natalie: What?
Adrian Monk: He's got mud on his boots that matches the mud on the tires of the Volkswagen. He's the guy.
‘Mr. Monk Gets Stuck in Traffic’ Quotes
Quote from Julie Teeger
Julie Teeger: I'm going to pee all over the seat.
Adrian Monk: Natalie.
Natalie: Honey, honey, there is a rest stop up ahead. You're okay.
Julie Teeger: Maybe when there's pee all over the back seat, maybe then you'll believe me.
Adrian Monk: Uh, okay. Julie, wait. No, don't don't don't do that. Not, not in the car. I will give you $10 to hold it in.
Julie Teeger: Really?
Natalie: What are you doing? You can't pay a person not to pee.
Adrian Monk: Best money I ever spent.
Julie Teeger: Oh, sure he can. It's called "the free market." I learned about it in school. So, Mr. Monk, how much would you pay me not to throw up?
Quote from Natalie
Natalie: So, what happened up there?
Adrian Monk: A guy was killed.
Natalie: Oh, my God.
Julie Teeger: Mr. Monk says he was murdered.
Natalie: Of course he does. You know, Mr. Monk, there'd be no crime in all of San Francisco if you never left your house.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Julie Teeger: Mom, I gotta go.
Natalie: Sweetie, why didn't you go at the game? There was a porta-john right there.
Julie Teeger: I wanted to, but Mr. Monk says it wasn't sanitary.
Adrian Monk: You'll thank me later.