Adrian Monk Quote #757
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Red Herring
Adrian Monk: Natalie, so I've been thinking. Uh, if you, if you really hate it here. I mean, if you're really not happy, if you really hate it here, I am looking for a new assistant.
Natalie: Thank you, Adrian. I appreciate that. But I'm not the "Girl Friday" type.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, I understand. I couldn't work for me, either. To tell you the truth, I don't know how, how Sharona lasted as long as she did.
‘Mr. Monk and the Red Herring’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Applicant #2: You're looking for someone to start right away?
Adrian Monk: That's right.
Applicant #2: What would my hours be?
Adrian Monk: 9 A.M...
Applicant #2: Until?
Adrian Monk: Until one...
Applicant #2: 1 P.M?
Adrian Monk: Until one of us dies.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's a goldfish.
Adrian Monk: Well, technically, it's a crimson marble fish.
Lieutenant Disher: Is it extinct?
Captain Stottlemeyer: If it was extinct, we wouldn't be looking at it, would we?
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: Sir, there's gotta be a connection here. Do you know the odds against two different men breaking into the same house in the same week?
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, I don't. Do you?
Lieutenant Disher: No.