Natalie Quote #11
Quote from Natalie in Mr. Monk and the Red Herring
Natalie: What do you call a guy who studies fish?
Adrian Monk: An ichthyologist.
Natalie: That's what you are.
Adrian Monk: No, I'm not.
Natalie: Yes, you are.
Adrian Monk: I really don't think I am.
Natalie: Yeah, for the next five minutes, you are. I need you to tell Julie's teacher that a marble fish can live longer than two years, okay?
‘Mr. Monk and the Red Herring’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Applicant #2: You're looking for someone to start right away?
Adrian Monk: That's right.
Applicant #2: What would my hours be?
Adrian Monk: 9 A.M...
Applicant #2: Until?
Adrian Monk: Until one...
Applicant #2: 1 P.M?
Adrian Monk: Until one of us dies.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's a goldfish.
Adrian Monk: Well, technically, it's a crimson marble fish.
Lieutenant Disher: Is it extinct?
Captain Stottlemeyer: If it was extinct, we wouldn't be looking at it, would we?
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: Sir, there's gotta be a connection here. Do you know the odds against two different men breaking into the same house in the same week?
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, I don't. Do you?
Lieutenant Disher: No.