Julie Teeger Quote #2
Quote from Julie Teeger in Mr. Monk and the Red Herring
Julie Teeger: Are you hungry? Here you go.
Adrian Monk: You bought this kit in the gift shop at the museum?
Julie Teeger: Uh-huh.
Adrian Monk: Was the box open when you bought it?
Julie Teeger: Maybe, I don't know.
Natalie: You think they're after something from the kit?
Adrian Monk: Well, Peck works at the museum. He might've stashed something in the box, and now he's trying to get it back.
Natalie: Honey, when you bought this, did you give them your name?
Julie Teeger: I might've signed a mailing list.
Adrian Monk: What exactly was in the kit?
Julie Teeger: Um, a rock, a treasure chest, a deep sea diver, and some gravel.
‘Mr. Monk and the Red Herring’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Applicant #2: You're looking for someone to start right away?
Adrian Monk: That's right.
Applicant #2: What would my hours be?
Adrian Monk: 9 A.M...
Applicant #2: Until?
Adrian Monk: Until one...
Applicant #2: 1 P.M?
Adrian Monk: Until one of us dies.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's a goldfish.
Adrian Monk: Well, technically, it's a crimson marble fish.
Lieutenant Disher: Is it extinct?
Captain Stottlemeyer: If it was extinct, we wouldn't be looking at it, would we?
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: Sir, there's gotta be a connection here. Do you know the odds against two different men breaking into the same house in the same week?
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, I don't. Do you?
Lieutenant Disher: No.