Adrian Monk Quote #751
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Red Herring
Adrian Monk: Look at this guy. He's eating out of two trays at one time. He's keeping them even. They're perfectly even.
Carl: Yeah, it's Sergeant Pepper. Hey, you want him? You can have him for free. We can't get rid of him. Customers keep bringing him back.
Natalie: How come?
Carl: Mm, he's depressing, he doesn't talk, he just mopes around, cleaning himself, straightening up his cage.
His cage always has to be perfect.
Natalie: Hmm. What's wrong with him?
Adrian Monk: His wife died.
Carl: Yeah. That's right. We had a female in there with him. She died about a year ago. He hasn't been the same ever since.
Natalie: Well, why don't you put another female in there?
Adrian Monk: It won't work. He'll never feel the same way about anybody else.
Carl: Yeah, that's right. We tried it, but I'm afraid Sergeant Pepper's just gonna grow old and die alone in his little cage. [walks away]
Natalie: So what was her name?
Adrian Monk: Trudy.
‘Mr. Monk and the Red Herring’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Applicant #2: You're looking for someone to start right away?
Adrian Monk: That's right.
Applicant #2: What would my hours be?
Adrian Monk: 9 A.M...
Applicant #2: Until?
Adrian Monk: Until one...
Applicant #2: 1 P.M?
Adrian Monk: Until one of us dies.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's a goldfish.
Adrian Monk: Well, technically, it's a crimson marble fish.
Lieutenant Disher: Is it extinct?
Captain Stottlemeyer: If it was extinct, we wouldn't be looking at it, would we?
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: Sir, there's gotta be a connection here. Do you know the odds against two different men breaking into the same house in the same week?
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, I don't. Do you?
Lieutenant Disher: No.