Natalie Quote #6
Quote from Natalie in Mr. Monk and the Red Herring
Natalie: Hey. I wanna talk to you about this fish. Is there anything special? Anything unusual about him I should know?
Carl: Like what? Is he sick? He looks okay to me.
Natalie: No, no, I mean, is he valuable?
Carl: He's just a marble fish, Mrs. Teeger. We sell them for 99 cents. We got about a thousand of them. If you'd like your money back...
Natalie: No, Carl, I'm not returning him. Is there any reason why someone might want this particular fish?
Carl: I mean, really, really want him? Uh, well, he's sorta pretty. And he's got a thin, black stripe on his dorsal fin...
Natalie: Mr. Monk, what do you think?
‘Mr. Monk and the Red Herring’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Applicant #2: You're looking for someone to start right away?
Adrian Monk: That's right.
Applicant #2: What would my hours be?
Adrian Monk: 9 A.M...
Applicant #2: Until?
Adrian Monk: Until one...
Applicant #2: 1 P.M?
Adrian Monk: Until one of us dies.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's a goldfish.
Adrian Monk: Well, technically, it's a crimson marble fish.
Lieutenant Disher: Is it extinct?
Captain Stottlemeyer: If it was extinct, we wouldn't be looking at it, would we?
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: Sir, there's gotta be a connection here. Do you know the odds against two different men breaking into the same house in the same week?
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, I don't. Do you?
Lieutenant Disher: No.