Adrian Monk Quote #749
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Red Herring
Adrian Monk: [picks up aquarium net] Is this yours?
Julie Teeger: Um, no, mine's over there.
Adrian Monk: It's brand-new. It's never been used.
Natalie: I can't believe all those detectives missed that.
Adrian Monk: Well, they probably saw it. They just didn't give it a second thought. Do you have a baggie?
Natalie: Uh, yes.
Adrian Monk: Is this light always on?
Natalie: Actually, it was off last night. I didn't turn it on.
Julie Teeger: Me neither.
Adrian Monk: Tell me about the fish.
Julie Teeger: His name is Mr. Henry. My father gave him to me.
Natalie: Wait, wait, wait, wait. You think they're after the fish? Why?
‘Mr. Monk and the Red Herring’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Applicant #2: You're looking for someone to start right away?
Adrian Monk: That's right.
Applicant #2: What would my hours be?
Adrian Monk: 9 A.M...
Applicant #2: Until?
Adrian Monk: Until one...
Applicant #2: 1 P.M?
Adrian Monk: Until one of us dies.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's a goldfish.
Adrian Monk: Well, technically, it's a crimson marble fish.
Lieutenant Disher: Is it extinct?
Captain Stottlemeyer: If it was extinct, we wouldn't be looking at it, would we?
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: Sir, there's gotta be a connection here. Do you know the odds against two different men breaking into the same house in the same week?
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, I don't. Do you?
Lieutenant Disher: No.