Natalie Quote #4
Quote from Natalie in Mr. Monk and the Red Herring
Natalie: Are you Monk?
Adrian Monk: Yeah.
Natalie: Adrian Monk?
Adrian Monk: Right.
Natalie: The detective? The famous, admired, respected detective?
Adrian Monk: If you still want the job, we can go talk in the kitchen.
Natalie: What job?
Adrian Monk: Aren't you here from the agency?
Natalie: No. I came here to hire you. I'm Natalie Teeger. Captain Stottlemeyer said that you might be able to help me.
Adrian Monk: No.
Natalie: He said you were the best cop he's ever met. I guess he's never seen you put out a fire.
‘Mr. Monk and the Red Herring’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Applicant #2: You're looking for someone to start right away?
Adrian Monk: That's right.
Applicant #2: What would my hours be?
Adrian Monk: 9 A.M...
Applicant #2: Until?
Adrian Monk: Until one...
Applicant #2: 1 P.M?
Adrian Monk: Until one of us dies.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: Sir, there's gotta be a connection here. Do you know the odds against two different men breaking into the same house in the same week?
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, I don't. Do you?
Lieutenant Disher: No.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's a goldfish.
Adrian Monk: Well, technically, it's a crimson marble fish.
Lieutenant Disher: Is it extinct?
Captain Stottlemeyer: If it was extinct, we wouldn't be looking at it, would we?