Adrian Monk Quote #674
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Girl Who Cried Wolf
Varla Davis: Oh, I know where there's a copy. A copy of your story in your own handwriting.
Sharona: That's impossible.
Varla Davis: Oh, it's possible, and I'll show it to you on three conditions. Number one, I'm not waiting two weeks. You taking him back today. Right now. The party is over.
Captain Stottlemeyer: What are the other two conditions?
Varla Davis: Forget the other conditions. I want you to stay with her, because y'all are a perfect team. Sharona, Monk, and not me.
Lieutenant Disher: Deal. Where's the story?
Varla Davis: Mrs. Preminger always told us to write our first draft by hand, something about feeling the words.
Sharona: Right, but I threw it out. She told us to throw away our first drafts.
Varla Davis: Yeah, but you didn't. You used it as scrap paper and packing material.
Adrian Monk: "Kenny smiled icily. Don't worry about the police, he said. The teckolic acid in the soup is 100 % untraceable."
Varla Davis: Just call me Mrs. Kojak.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, where were you?
Adrian Monk: I... She makes me very nervous.
‘Mr. Monk and the Girl Who Cried Wolf’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Kroger
Dr. Kroger: You know, it's a confusing time, not just for you, but for everyone. It's hard to feel centered. These days, it's hard to even know where the center is. What are you feeling right now?
Sharona: Well, I feel weird being here like I'm trespassing. [Dr. Kroger chuckles] I bet those pillows must drive him crazy, huh?
Dr. Kroger: I'm not at liberty to say.
Sharona: Well, I see my window is cleaner than your window. That's got to be him.
Dr. Kroger: Sometimes I wish that we could switch seats, so I could get this window a little...
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Sharona wanted me to, to give you this.
Varla Davis: Mmmkay. Adrian Monk, care and feeding. Special diet, schedule, phobias. Heights, germs, snakes, crowds, milk... You're afraid of milk? How old are you, man? I got a 2 year old nephew who's not afraid of milk.
Adrian Monk: You must be very proud of him.
Varla Davis: For what, not being afraid of milk? That just means he's normal. [balls up paper] You don't need this. Sharona's a good nurse, but she's been treating you like a baby. The party is over, Adrian Monk, because I'm going to treat you like a man.
Adrian Monk: Don't do that.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Varla Davis: I'm going to need a list of your meds and the proper doses.
Adrian Monk: I don't take any medication.
Varla Davis: What the hell am I doing here, then?
Adrian Monk: I have... I just need a little help.
Varla Davis: Doing what?
Adrian Monk: Everything.