Adrian Monk Quote #667
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Girl Who Cried Wolf
Adrian Monk: She parks the car here. She gets out, come on. You be her. Screwdriver man appears. He walks toward her.
Varla Davis: What is it? Is that a clue?
Adrian Monk: It's a silver tip from a cowboy boot. Sharona said he was wearing cowboy boots.
Varla Davis: Ooh, maybe it was Garth Brooks. There. I solved the case. [Monk smiles] What? Am I right about Garth Brooks?
Adrian Monk: She wasn't hallucinating. He was here. Wipe.
Varla Davis: Wipe what?
Adrian Monk: When I say "wipe," you give me a handwipe. That's how it works.
Varla Davis: That's how what works?
Adrian Monk: It.
Varla Davis: You better get over it real fast.
‘Mr. Monk and the Girl Who Cried Wolf’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Kroger
Dr. Kroger: You know, it's a confusing time, not just for you, but for everyone. It's hard to feel centered. These days, it's hard to even know where the center is. What are you feeling right now?
Sharona: Well, I feel weird being here like I'm trespassing. [Dr. Kroger chuckles] I bet those pillows must drive him crazy, huh?
Dr. Kroger: I'm not at liberty to say.
Sharona: Well, I see my window is cleaner than your window. That's got to be him.
Dr. Kroger: Sometimes I wish that we could switch seats, so I could get this window a little...
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Sharona wanted me to, to give you this.
Varla Davis: Mmmkay. Adrian Monk, care and feeding. Special diet, schedule, phobias. Heights, germs, snakes, crowds, milk... You're afraid of milk? How old are you, man? I got a 2 year old nephew who's not afraid of milk.
Adrian Monk: You must be very proud of him.
Varla Davis: For what, not being afraid of milk? That just means he's normal. [balls up paper] You don't need this. Sharona's a good nurse, but she's been treating you like a baby. The party is over, Adrian Monk, because I'm going to treat you like a man.
Adrian Monk: Don't do that.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Varla Davis: I'm going to need a list of your meds and the proper doses.
Adrian Monk: I don't take any medication.
Varla Davis: What the hell am I doing here, then?
Adrian Monk: I have... I just need a little help.
Varla Davis: Doing what?
Adrian Monk: Everything.