Sharona Quote #157
Captain Stottlemeyer: Your toupee.
Commissioner Brooks: I don't know what you're talking about.
Sharona: Come on, it's a rug. What, are you gonna deny it?
Commissioner Brooks: I don't wear a toupee.
Adrian Monk: It was Paul Harley that was grabbing your hat. Except he wasn't after your hat. He was trying to grab your...
Sharona: Head doily. I can see it from here.
Commissioner Brooks: This is my own hair.
Adrian Monk: You mean you would let a murderer a man who killed two people in cold blood walk because, because you refuse to admit that you're wearing a piece?
Commissioner Brooks: I get it. You're trying to embarrass me in front of the camera.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Nobody's trying to embarrass you, commissioner, but I am going to rip that hairpiece off of your head. It is a critical piece of evidence.
Commissioner Brooks: You wouldn't dare.
Captain Stottlemeyer: [to Monk] Are you sure?
Adrian Monk: 100% [Stottlemeyer grabs Brooks' hair] 93-94%. [Stottlemeyer pulls harder] 74%.
Commissioner Brooks: Are you finished? The answer is... yes. You, my friend, are finished in every sense of the word!
Sharona: 74% is good enough for me.
Commissioner Brooks: Aah, get off me, get off me! Get her off me!
[Sharona finally pulls Commissioner Brooks' hair piece off his head]
Quote from Adrian Monk
Ms. Lennington: Mr. Monk, what would you say is your greatest strength?
Adrian Monk: Oh. Mm... [long, expectant pause] My decisiveness.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Dr. Kroger: Hello, Adrian. Thank you for coming in. Why don't you tell me a little bit about yourself?
Adrian Monk: Well, I was married for seven years until a car bomb killed my wife. I've spent the last seven years trying to track down the people responsible for my wife's murder.
Dr. Kroger: Do you have any hobbies?
Adrian Monk: I do. I spend my free time tracking down the people who planted the car bomb that killed my wife.
Dr. Kroger: Okay, Adrian, just a little pointer here. Maybe you don't have to keep mentioning the car bomb.
Adrian Monk: Okay. I'll just say bomb.
Quote from Mr. Monk Takes Manhattan
Sharona: Sir, you have to stop that train! He's all alone!
Police Officer: Okay, okay, okay. Shh, calm down. Calm down, calm down, calm down. Ma'am, this happens all the time. What's his name?
Sharona: Um, Adrian Monk.
Police Officer: Okay, how old is he?
Sharona: He's 45.
Quote from Mr. Monk Goes to Mexico
Lt. Plato: If it's any consolation, your friend showed great courage. After he was run over, he crawled inch by inch through the mud and garbage trying to get help.
Sharona: He crawled through what?
Lt. Plato: Mud and garbage.
Sharona: He's not dead.
Capt. Alameda: Pardon me?
Sharona: It's not him!
Capt. Alameda: Senorita, your friend is gone.
Sharona: It's not him. Maybe it's the guy that stole our suitcases?
Lt. Plato: How can you be sure?
Sharona: Adrian Monk would die before he'd crawl through mud and garbage.
Capt. Alameda: But he was dying.
Sharona: You don't understand.