Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #123

Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the Panic Room

Captain Stottlemeyer: You think you're pretty cute, don't you? Hey, get your fingers out of your ears. I'm talking to you. I'm talking to you. Are you laughing at me? I said, are you laughing at me. I think you've got an attitude problem, my friend. Okay, opposable thumbs. Whoop-de-doo. Here, pick it up. Here you go. What do you think of that?

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 ‘Mr. Monk and the Panic Room’ Quotes

Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer

Captain Stottlemeyer: They call it a panic room. I know that's a difficult concept, because for you, every room is a panic room.
Adrian Monk: Thank you.

Quote from Lieutenant Disher

Captain Stottlemeyer: Thank you for coming. We've got a very bizarre situation here. I could use a second opinion.
Lieutenant Disher: Third opinion.
Captain Stottlemeyer: What?
Lieutenant Disher: Well, I already told you what I thought, so this would be a third opinion.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Whatever. A third opinion.

Quote from Adrian Monk

Sharona: Oh, he's scared to death. [to the monkey] Come on, baby.
Adrian Monk: Sharona, don't touch him. Don't touch it. Don't... Now, you're going, you're going to have to be quarantined, and you will, too. You all will.