Adrian Monk Quote #535
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes to Jail
Sylvia Fairbourn: Are you calling me a liar, Mr. Monk?
Adrian Monk: I think I'm calling you a lot more than that.
Jim Moret: [on TV] This is a controversial book, isn't it?
J.T. DeMornay: [on TV] Uh, I didn't think so, but, uh, Mr. Lawson apparently did. He was suing me for 70 million dollars when he died.
Jim Moret: So, I guess you're off the hook now?
J.T. DeMornay: I guess so.
Sharona: There could only be one reason why you'd want Adrian dead.
Sylvia Fairbourn: And why would that be?
Adrian Monk: To prevent me from implicating you in the death of Ray Kaspo.
Sylvia Fairbourn: Why would I want to kill Ray Kaspo, especially on the very evening of his execution? What could I possibly gain from that?
Adrian Monk: I don't know.
Sylvia Fairbourn: Well, when you find out, we could chat again. Have a good day.
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Adrian Monk: Here. How about this? I'll pat myself down.
Guard: You're gonna pat yourself down?
Adrian Monk: I'm an honest man. I'm an ex-cop. You can trust me.
Guard: You're an ex-cop?
[Monk starts patting himself down. He pauses briefly to see the unimpressed reaction of the guard. As he resumes, he feels something in his own pocket]
Adrian Monk: Wait. Wait, wait. What's this? Oh, hey, hold on a second. What is this? Nail clippers? Where do I think I'm goin' with these? Can't bring that in here. I'll get these back when I leave.
Sharona: [to the guard] Thank you.
Adrian Monk: Thank you.
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Nazi Inmate #1: I haven't beaten up a white boy in a long time.
Nazi Inmate #2: It'll come back to you. It's like ridin' a bike.
Adrian Monk: Excuse me. Excuse me. [reorients the inmate's Swastika pin] You'll thank me later.
Nazi Inmate #1: This is gonna be fun.
Adrian Monk: Okay, but before the fun, you might wanna return Spyder Rudner's watch.
Nazi Inmate #1: What?
Adrian Monk: The watch you stole from his cell. Uh, you can either give it to Spyder, or you can give it to me, or you can give it to Spyder.
Nazi Inmate #1: [hands over watch] You're gonna wish you were never born.
Adrian Monk: Oh, I'm way ahead of you.
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Captain Stottlemeyer: I think you're right, but that still leaves us with the big question: Why would anybody bother to spike a condemned prisoner's last meal?
Adrian Monk: His last meal?
Warden Christie: He was scheduled to be executed at midnight.
Captain Stottlemeyer: What do you think?
Adrian Monk: I think I'm out of here. I'm going home.
Sharona: Adrian!
Adrian Monk: I'm not sure it matters who killed this guy. He was gonna die in 45 minutes anyway. Sharona, I hate this place. I-I-I can't breathe in here. It's like... It's like a prison.
Sharona: It is a prison!