Adrian Monk Quote #509
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Gets Married
Dr. Waterford: Adrian, Sharona, while you were out, I happened to look into your room, and I couldn't help but notice that Sharona is sleeping in a pup tent on the floor. The photo of your late wife is in a place of honor on the mantel above the fireplace, while your current wife is sleeping on the floor. Dear God, I... I don't know where to begin. Adrian, Sharona, you loved each other once. You wouldn't be wearing those rings if you didn't, right?
Adrian Monk: Right.
Dr. Waterford: Adrian, Sharona, I want you to look at each other, and I want you to say, "I love you." And don't just say the words. Feel the words. Go ahead.
Sharona: I love you.
Adrian Monk: ... I love you.
Dr. Waterford: That was very good. Now I want you to kiss. And not just any kiss. I want you to communicate everything that you mean to each other and all of what you hope for. Go ahead.
Adrian Monk: Eh, we don't kiss.
Sharona: Yeah, it's just not our style.
Dr. Waterford: Well, then your new life begins right here, right now. Go ahead. Kiss.
[Sharona and Monk eventually kiss for the briefest, most awkward of moments]
Dr. Waterford: Oh, that was so nice.
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Adrian Monk: Can I have the ring back?
Sharona: What ring?
Adrian Monk: The ring I loaned you. I-I-I'd like to hold on to it.
Sharona: This is Trudy's wedding ring, isn't it?
Adrian Monk: I wanna have it with me in case...
Sharona: Hey, hey.
Adrian Monk: You know, we don't, uh...
Sharona: Nobody's gonna die. Hold this. You know, before I was your assistant, I was your nurse. And you know what? That means I'm still your nurse. So I'm not gonna let anything happen to you, and you wanna know why? 'Cause it'll look bad on my resume.
Adrian Monk: [answers phone] Hello? Can't talk now. I'm trapped in a cave.
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Sharona: Get your camera. I'm goin' in.
Adrian Monk: You can't.
Sharona: No, you can't. Adrian, I have to go in. Randy's depending on us. I promise I'll be careful. I'm just gonna take a few pictures. Don't worry.
Adrian Monk: I- I don't know how to not worry.