Adrian Monk Quote #503
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Gets Married
Sharona: I knew this tent would come in handy. Why don't we just tell Maria what we know?
Adrian Monk: She won't believe us not without proof. Why would she? I'm a I'm a cowardly mop salesman, and you're my crazy, alcoholic wife who attacked her husband.
Sharona: Well, we should at least call Randy. She'd believe her own son.
Adrian Monk: She hasn't believed him so far.
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Sharona: What are you doing?
Adrian Monk: This shelf. I can't sleep with a crooked shelf in the room.
Sharona: Well, when you turn off the light you won't see it.
Adrian Monk: I wish you could hear yourself sometimes. You live in a dreamworld.
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Adrian Monk: Can I have the ring back?
Sharona: What ring?
Adrian Monk: The ring I loaned you. I-I-I'd like to hold on to it.
Sharona: This is Trudy's wedding ring, isn't it?
Adrian Monk: I wanna have it with me in case...
Sharona: Hey, hey.
Adrian Monk: You know, we don't, uh...
Sharona: Nobody's gonna die. Hold this. You know, before I was your assistant, I was your nurse. And you know what? That means I'm still your nurse. So I'm not gonna let anything happen to you, and you wanna know why? 'Cause it'll look bad on my resume.
Adrian Monk: [answers phone] Hello? Can't talk now. I'm trapped in a cave.
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Sharona: Get your camera. I'm goin' in.
Adrian Monk: You can't.
Sharona: No, you can't. Adrian, I have to go in. Randy's depending on us. I promise I'll be careful. I'm just gonna take a few pictures. Don't worry.
Adrian Monk: I- I don't know how to not worry.