Adrian Monk Quote #498
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Gets Married
Dr. Waterford: Dalton. What are you doing here? I thought you were finishing your statement.
Dalton Padron: Yeah. I- I finished mine. I was just, uh, lookin' around. Just sort of a history nut. These are fascinating. He's a wonderful writer.
Adrian Monk: "June 12, 1856. Raining all morning. I had beef jerky for breakfast. There's a cloud in the sky that resembles President Pierce. This chair is squeaking. Something smells good. I love smoking 'tobaccy. I just sneezed."
Dalton Padron: Not every entry was a masterpiece.
Dr. Waterford: He filled 947 volumes. I suspect he had a psychological disorder that compelled him to keep writing.
Adrian Monk: This guy needed an editor.
Sharona: He needed a straitjacket.
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Sharona: What are you doing?
Adrian Monk: This shelf. I can't sleep with a crooked shelf in the room.
Sharona: Well, when you turn off the light you won't see it.
Adrian Monk: I wish you could hear yourself sometimes. You live in a dreamworld.
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Adrian Monk: Can I have the ring back?
Sharona: What ring?
Adrian Monk: The ring I loaned you. I-I-I'd like to hold on to it.
Sharona: This is Trudy's wedding ring, isn't it?
Adrian Monk: I wanna have it with me in case...
Sharona: Hey, hey.
Adrian Monk: You know, we don't, uh...
Sharona: Nobody's gonna die. Hold this. You know, before I was your assistant, I was your nurse. And you know what? That means I'm still your nurse. So I'm not gonna let anything happen to you, and you wanna know why? 'Cause it'll look bad on my resume.
Adrian Monk: [answers phone] Hello? Can't talk now. I'm trapped in a cave.
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Sharona: Get your camera. I'm goin' in.
Adrian Monk: You can't.
Sharona: No, you can't. Adrian, I have to go in. Randy's depending on us. I promise I'll be careful. I'm just gonna take a few pictures. Don't worry.
Adrian Monk: I- I don't know how to not worry.