Adrian Monk Quote #480
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Captain's Wife
Adrian Monk: Captain, I think you're making a mistake.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Not now, Monk.
Adrian Monk: I- I don't think the union is involved. Look, you've been reading about this strike. The negotiations are going their way. Every editorial is behind them. Why would they do something stupid now? It doesn't make any sense.
Captain Stottlemeyer: It makes sense to me.
Adrian Monk: Also, the shooter wasn't wearing shoes. Can you imagine any of these guys running around barefoot?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, maybe he wasn't thinking straight.
Adrian Monk: Maybe you're not.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Look, Monk, you don't know what I'm thinking.
Adrian Monk: I think I do. The place you're in now, that's where I live.
‘Mr. Monk and the Captain's Wife’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Dr. Kroger: Well, it's still a tough case. How do you feel?
Adrian Monk: I'm torn. Half of me is worried about Karen, and 40% is worried about Captain Stottlemeyer, and 5% is relieved that somebody finally understands what I've been going through.
Dr. Kroger: You know that's not 100%?
Adrian Monk: I know. I always keep part of me empty for... for emergencies.
Quote from Sharona
Sharona: Scabs go home! Scabs!
Adrian Monk: All right.
Sharona: Scabs. Union! Union! Scabs go home! Union! [dog barks]
Adrian Monk: What are you doing?
Sharona: Well, I'm a union girl.
Adrian Monk: Since when?
Sharona: Since I started working for you. Scabs go home! I should start my own shop.
Adrian Monk: Do it. I'll join you.
Sharona: You're not allowed. You're management.
Adrian Monk: Oh, yeah? Good. Get rid of the dog.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Adrian Monk: Bare feet? Why would a sniper go barefoot?
Sharona: Especially at 6:00 in the morning. It's been freezing.
Lieutenant Disher: Maybe he was an American Indian? An American Indian sniper? Maybe it was an uprising against technology.
Adrian Monk: That doesn't make a lot of sense. Hardly any, really.
Lieutenant Disher: Oh, Native American.
Adrian Monk: That doesn't help.