Adrian Monk Quote #473
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Missing Granny
Adrian Monk: Wait a minute. Listen.
Lieutenant Disher: Listen to what?
Adrian Monk: Listen to you. You're not sneezing. You haven't sneezed at all since we got here.
Sharona: That's true.
Adrian Monk: The Maloneys said they had a cat that ran away. That's why they went to Julie's house.
Julie: Right.
Adrian Monk: They lied. They never had a cat. Otherwise you'd be sneezing your head off.
Lieutenant Disher: You're right. He's right.
Julie: I'm lost, as usual.
Captain Stottlemeyer: If the Maloneys never had a cat, why did they go to your house in the first place? They must have known about the chair somehow.
Adrian Monk: Do you still have a copy of that flyer?
Julie: Uh, I think so. [removes flyer]
Captain Stottlemeyer: [laughs] That's the prettiest picture I've ever seen.
‘Mr. Monk and the Missing Granny’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Captain Stottlemeyer: All right. Maybe it wasn't you. Maybe it was some of your old playmates trying to relive their glory days.
Adrian Monk: Maybe they missed the buzz. You look familiar, Ronnie. Didn't I see you last week at the opera?
Ron Abrash: The opera? What have you been smoking, man?
Adrian Monk: I've been smoking the truth, man!
Ron Abrash: What are you guys doing good cop, crazy cop?
Quote from Adrian Monk
Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk, listen to me. Listen. I think that you you failed that test on purpose. You- You don't want to get your badge back on a technicality, right? You want to earn it. You will. Adrian, you will. You'll... You're gonna be a great cop again. You're gonna do it the right way, and I respect you for that. Now, open the door. Monk! Open that damn door! I'm gonna give you until three.
Adrian Monk: [o.s.] A.M. or P.M.?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Not three o'clock, you fool!
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Julie: Excuse me. Captain Stottlemeyer? Hello. I'm Julie Parlo. Uh, where is the F.B.I.? This is a kidnapping. I happen to be a lawyer, so I know in a kidnapping situation the F.B.I. has jurisprudence.
Lieutenant Disher: That's only true if your grandmother's been taken across the state lines.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Or if she's been held for more than 24 hours.
Julie: And I think you meant to say "jurisdiction," right? What kind of lawyer are you?
Julie: Oh, uh, I never said I was a lawyer.
Lieutenant Disher: Yes, you did.
Julie: I-I'm a law student at Garland College, and I know that I have certain rights. And if you don't do everything you can to get my grandmother back, I could sue you all for malpractice.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, you can't.
Julie: I-I can't?
Captain Stottlemeyer: No.