Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #90
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the Three Pies
Adrian Monk: What happened here?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Just a carjacking, Monk. A woman was killed. We can handle it.
Adrian Monk: They didn't take her purse?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Just a punk kid out for a joyride. Look, Monk, we're gonna try to crack this one ourselves, just for the novelty of it, okay?
Adrian Monk: It doesn't make any sense. Why this car? It doesn't even have a tape player.
Captain Stottlemeyer: It runs. It's a convertible. That's all the reason they need. Oh, no.
Adrian Monk: What?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Oh, it's nothing.
Adrian Monk: What is it?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Uh, just the barricades are a mess. They're uneven.
Adrian Monk: You're trying to get rid of me.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, I'm not. Look at the one on the right. It's in the ditch.
Adrian Monk: I know what you're doing. It's It's not gonna work.
Captain Stottlemeyer: The one in the middle is all farkakte.
Adrian Monk: Excuse me.
‘Mr. Monk and the Three Pies’ Quotes
Quote from Ambrose Monk
Sharona: Did you call the police?
Ambrose Monk: Oh, no. They... They no longer respond to my complaints because I call them more often than I should. I'd like to complain to them about it, but they no longer respond to my complaints.
Quote from Ambrose Monk
Ambrose Monk: That's easy for you to say. You've always been the fearless one.
Adrian Monk: Here it comes.
Ambrose Monk: You should have seen him. Going into stores and buying things, all by himself when he was 15.
Sharona: Wow.
Ambrose Monk: Driving a car when he was 24. Going out on dates... Going out on dates with women at 26 years of age.
Sharona: He's a regular Evel Knievel.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Sharona: You like The Who?
Adrian Monk: The what?
Sharona: The rock band The Who. You have the album.
Adrian Monk: Oh, yeah. All the kids enjoyed the rock-and-roll singing groups.
Sharona: And the 49ers?
Adrian Monk: Now they were a great band.
Sharona: They're a football team.
Adrian Monk: I know.
Sharona: You were just trying to fit in, weren't you?
Adrian Monk: No. ... Yes.
Sharona: This might be the saddest room I've ever seen.