Adrian Monk Quote #404
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the 12th Man
Captain Stottlemeyer: Wallace Cassidy. He was on the jury when you were being sued six years ago.
Stewart Babcock: What are you talking about? Why would we care about somebody on a jury? That-
Adrian Monk: Maybe because you knew he was going to confess. Not for murder, for blackmail. Juror Number 12 was blackmailing you. He knew that you had murdered your first wife. After lan Agnew fell off your roof six years ago and sued you for negligence, the jury was brought here to visit the scene of the accident. One of them, Wallace Cassidy, wandered off. Most likely, he was looking for something to steal. Mr. Cassidy had a gambling problem. He was always in debt.
Sharona: I can't believe I went out with him. He's not even my type. I felt sorry for that stupid weasel.
Adrian Monk: Sharona?
Sharona: What!
Adrian Monk: We're working here. Mr. Cassidy never did find anything to steal. He found something a lot more valuable. It was the first Mrs. Babcock. He didn't leave without taking a picture and one of her fingers.
Captain Stottlemeyer: We have that picture, and we have the finger. It won't be hard to prove who it belongs to.
Adrian Monk: He sent you an anonymous note demanding money. You knew it was from one of the jurors, but you didn't know which one. At the time you didn't really care. Cassidy was small-time, and he wasn't asking for much. So you paid him and you thought that was the end of it. But it didn't end there. Cassidy kept coming back for more. So you decided to kill the blackmailer. But since you didn't know which of the 12 jurors it was, they all had to go, one at a time.
Sharona: Bastard! Not you.
Adrian Monk: Sharona, murderers, okay?
Monk Quotes
‘Mr. Monk and the 12th Man’ Quotes
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Lieutenant Disher: Captain. Washington just sent this down. It's a prelim psych profile.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Let me guess. The killer is between 30 and 45 years old, white male, does not work in an office, probably spent time in the military and definitely hates his mother.
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah. How'd you know?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Because that's what they always say. That's scrap paper.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Captain Stottlemeyer: [to Monk] What happened to your hands? You hurt both of your hands?
Sharona: No, just the left one.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Why do you have bandages on both? [off Monk's look] Right. Symmetry.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Mrs. Ling: Mr. Monk, I tell you before. Do not ring the bell. [Monk rings the bell again] Stop that!
Adrian Monk: It's 10:00, Mrs. Ling.The ticket says, "Tuesday, 10 a.m."
Mrs. Ling: It's an approximation, Mr. Monk. It means "about 10:00." Not at 10:00, you crazy man. What's wrong with you? Okay, give me your ticket. Ah, Mr. Monk, I told you before, no copies. Where's the original ticket?
Adrian Monk: It's safe at home in my file.
Mrs. Ling: What do you need a file for? This is dry cleaning ticket! [Monk rings the bell] Stop that. [to Sharona] Why you let him xerox?
Sharona: I'm not with him every minute.
Mrs. Ling: Oh, okay. Here you go. Four shirts, okay? That's $24.
[Mrs. Ling points to the price list which reads "Shirts Men: $3.00 Women: $4.00 Mr. Monk $6.00"]
Adrian Monk: Why do I pay more?
Mrs. Ling: Because you're so much trouble, okay. I got to clean everything twice. Then I got to stand here and talk to you for like half an hour. Okay, good. Thank you. Bye-bye, now.