Adrian Monk Quote #402
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the 12th Man
Adrian Monk: Thank you for seeing us.
Ian Agnew: Oh, I don't mind. I don't get many visitors. So, what can I do for you?
Adrian Monk: Mr. Agnew, we were wondering about your accident.
Ian Agnew: Please, sit down.
Sharona: Uh, lan, I used to be a nurse. Is there anything I can do?
Ian Agnew: No, thank you. It comes and goes. It's the pipe. I have a piece of pipe in my head.
Adrian Monk: Oh.
Ian Agnew: I don't get many visitors. Please, sit sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit.
Adrian Monk: Sir? Uh, about your accident?
Ian Agnew: Oh, the accident. I really don't remember much about it. I, uh We were building a cabana near the pool for the Babcocks, and, uh, I was working on the roof. And there was a a tile loose. And the next thing I knew, I woke up and I was a human smokestack. [all laugh] I'll get it! Hello? Hello? It's a wrong number. I get 'em all the time. How's that coffee? Bad dog. Anyway, I, uh I haven't worked since.
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‘Mr. Monk and the 12th Man’ Quotes
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Lieutenant Disher: Captain. Washington just sent this down. It's a prelim psych profile.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Let me guess. The killer is between 30 and 45 years old, white male, does not work in an office, probably spent time in the military and definitely hates his mother.
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah. How'd you know?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Because that's what they always say. That's scrap paper.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Captain Stottlemeyer: [to Monk] What happened to your hands? You hurt both of your hands?
Sharona: No, just the left one.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Why do you have bandages on both? [off Monk's look] Right. Symmetry.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Mrs. Ling: Mr. Monk, I tell you before. Do not ring the bell. [Monk rings the bell again] Stop that!
Adrian Monk: It's 10:00, Mrs. Ling.The ticket says, "Tuesday, 10 a.m."
Mrs. Ling: It's an approximation, Mr. Monk. It means "about 10:00." Not at 10:00, you crazy man. What's wrong with you? Okay, give me your ticket. Ah, Mr. Monk, I told you before, no copies. Where's the original ticket?
Adrian Monk: It's safe at home in my file.
Mrs. Ling: What do you need a file for? This is dry cleaning ticket! [Monk rings the bell] Stop that. [to Sharona] Why you let him xerox?
Sharona: I'm not with him every minute.
Mrs. Ling: Oh, okay. Here you go. Four shirts, okay? That's $24.
[Mrs. Ling points to the price list which reads "Shirts Men: $3.00 Women: $4.00 Mr. Monk $6.00"]
Adrian Monk: Why do I pay more?
Mrs. Ling: Because you're so much trouble, okay. I got to clean everything twice. Then I got to stand here and talk to you for like half an hour. Okay, good. Thank you. Bye-bye, now.