Adrian Monk Quote #387
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Meets the Playboy
Adrian Monk: I never realized how strong an electromagnet like that could be. I'm told that one can lift a car. With your background in electronics, building a device like this was child's play. You needed a car battery. You borrowed one from your own Mercedes the night before the murder. You couldn't risk driving one of your own cars, so you took Mr. Bonaduce's keys and borrowed his. And since you had found Noelle Winters's apartment for her, you had copies of all her keys. You knew the apartment was empty because you had sent Ms. Winters to Europe. Now you were where you wanted to be directly below Elliott D'Souza's penthouse, right under his private gym. You knew Elliott worked out every morning. You could hear the weights clanging through the ceiling. You phoned him to make sure he was in position. And then you killed him... Without ever setting foot in the room. That's why the computer disk was erased and the clock was a little off. I knew there was something wrong with that room. Everything was turned around. The pens and the stapler, they were all facing the same way.
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‘Mr. Monk Meets the Playboy’ Quotes
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Diane Luden: Oh. That was from last year. They ran a profile on Elliott in the magazine. Page 53.
Adrian Monk: Page 53. [opens magazine, immediately shuts it] Five-three. Five-three. [opens magazine, once again shuts it, groans]
Diane Luden: Are you a religious man, Mr. Monk?
Sharona: He is now.
Adrian Monk: [drops magazine] Wipe. Wipe. Wipe. Wipe. Wipe.
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Sapphire Girl: Hello. You wanna take me home?
Adrian Monk: I can't. I don't have a driver's license. I-I mean I have one, technically, but I hardly ever use it. I have trouble with the left turns. And the right turns. Turning. And yielding. Turning and yielding.
Quote from Sharona
Sharona: You okay?
Adrian Monk: Uh, the sign in front of that hotel they misspelled "Kiwanis."
Sharona: You mean that sign five blocks away? What, you want me to go down there and have them fix it?
Adrian Monk: No. No, you don't have to do that. Maybe we could call them.
Sharona: [closes the blinds] There. Sign's fixed.