Sharona Quote #114
Quote from Sharona in Mr. Monk Meets the Playboy
Sharona: You know how sometimes you make a mistake and you mess up, but you know I still love you anyway?
Benjy: Yeah.
Sharona: Yeah, well, sometimes mommies make mistakes too. And when you were a baby, I made a very big one.
Benjy: What kind of mistake?
Sharona: I can't tell you.
Benjy: What, did you kill a guy?
Sharona: No, I didn't kill anybody. But somebody took pictures of me makin' this mistake.
Benjy: What kind of pictures? [off Sharona's look] Oh.
Sharona: Benjy, the reason why I'm telling you this is because we're workin' on a case, and somebody is threatening to print these pictures if we don't let him go.
Benjy: Is he a bad guy?
Sharona: A very bad guy. Now, I had to tell you this because, if they ever got published, you're gonna hear about it in school. How do you feel about this?
Benjy: I don't know.
Sharona: Honey. I was really trying to make a better life for us.
Benjy: Mom, you can't let somebody get away just because I might have a bad day at school.
Sharona: Have I told you how much I love you?
Benjy: Not since lunch. You know, I'm missing my show.
Sharona: One hour.
‘Mr. Monk Meets the Playboy’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Diane Luden: Oh. That was from last year. They ran a profile on Elliott in the magazine. Page 53.
Adrian Monk: Page 53. [opens magazine, immediately shuts it] Five-three. Five-three. [opens magazine, once again shuts it, groans]
Diane Luden: Are you a religious man, Mr. Monk?
Sharona: He is now.
Adrian Monk: [drops magazine] Wipe. Wipe. Wipe. Wipe. Wipe.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Sapphire Girl: Hello. You wanna take me home?
Adrian Monk: I can't. I don't have a driver's license. I-I mean I have one, technically, but I hardly ever use it. I have trouble with the left turns. And the right turns. Turning. And yielding. Turning and yielding.
Quote from Sharona
Sharona: You okay?
Adrian Monk: Uh, the sign in front of that hotel they misspelled "Kiwanis."
Sharona: You mean that sign five blocks away? What, you want me to go down there and have them fix it?
Adrian Monk: No. No, you don't have to do that. Maybe we could call them.
Sharona: [closes the blinds] There. Sign's fixed.