Adrian Monk Quote #383

Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Meets the Playboy

Adrian Monk: Do we have a plan?
Sharona: Yeah. The plan is, we find Dexter Larsen and kill him.
Adrian Monk: Do we have a Plan "B"?
Sharona: I told you you didn't have to come. This is between me and Dexter.
Adrian Monk: All right. Just... Just don't kill him. That would be so wrong.

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 ‘Mr. Monk Meets the Playboy’ Quotes

Quote from Adrian Monk

Diane Luden: Oh. That was from last year. They ran a profile on Elliott in the magazine. Page 53.
Adrian Monk: Page 53. [opens magazine, immediately shuts it] Five-three. Five-three. [opens magazine, once again shuts it, groans]
Diane Luden: Are you a religious man, Mr. Monk?
Sharona: He is now.
Adrian Monk: [drops magazine] Wipe. Wipe. Wipe. Wipe. Wipe.

Quote from Adrian Monk

Sapphire Girl: Hello. You wanna take me home?
Adrian Monk: I can't. I don't have a driver's license. I-I mean I have one, technically, but I hardly ever use it. I have trouble with the left turns. And the right turns. Turning. And yielding. Turning and yielding.

Quote from Sharona

Sharona: You okay?
Adrian Monk: Uh, the sign in front of that hotel they misspelled "Kiwanis."
Sharona: You mean that sign five blocks away? What, you want me to go down there and have them fix it?
Adrian Monk: No. No, you don't have to do that. Maybe we could call them.
Sharona: [closes the blinds] There. Sign's fixed.