Sharona Quote #112
Quote from Sharona in Mr. Monk Meets the Playboy
Adrian Monk: He... He had some pictures.
Sharona: What kind of pictures?
Adrian Monk: Compromising pictures.
Sharona: What, he's blackmailing you? With what? You never did anything. What, he's got pictures of you with your shirt not tucked in? That's ridiculous.
Adrian Monk: Not of me.
Sharona: Well, who then? What, me? Oh, my God. From Atlantic City. I... Adrian. Benjy was one, and l... I was just so desperate.
Adrian Monk: He's gonna publish them if we don't walk away.
Sharona: Did you see them?
Adrian Monk: What?
Sharona: Did you see those photos?
Adrian Monk: [long, nervous pause] No. [turns away] Yes.
Sharona: Oh, my God. Oh, God.
‘Mr. Monk Meets the Playboy’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Diane Luden: Oh. That was from last year. They ran a profile on Elliott in the magazine. Page 53.
Adrian Monk: Page 53. [opens magazine, immediately shuts it] Five-three. Five-three. [opens magazine, once again shuts it, groans]
Diane Luden: Are you a religious man, Mr. Monk?
Sharona: He is now.
Adrian Monk: [drops magazine] Wipe. Wipe. Wipe. Wipe. Wipe.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Sapphire Girl: Hello. You wanna take me home?
Adrian Monk: I can't. I don't have a driver's license. I-I mean I have one, technically, but I hardly ever use it. I have trouble with the left turns. And the right turns. Turning. And yielding. Turning and yielding.
Quote from Sharona
Sharona: You okay?
Adrian Monk: Uh, the sign in front of that hotel they misspelled "Kiwanis."
Sharona: You mean that sign five blocks away? What, you want me to go down there and have them fix it?
Adrian Monk: No. No, you don't have to do that. Maybe we could call them.
Sharona: [closes the blinds] There. Sign's fixed.