Adrian Monk Quote #358
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Sleeping Suspect
[As Monk pokes the comatose guy in the face with a pen:]
Sharona: What are you doing?
Adrian Monk: Uh, I'm just makin' sure. Oh. [drops pen under covers] Pen. [reaches under covers] Wait. I think I feel it. Oh, my God. It's leaking.
Nurse Stempel: What are you doing? Get your hands out of there.
Adrian Monk: Uh l-I, uh I dropped... I dropped something. I got it.
Nurse Stempel: I'm Mr. Babbage's private nurse. Are you people family? Even for family, there's no excuse.
‘Mr. Monk and the Sleeping Suspect’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Dr. Kroger: Okay. I'm sorry, but, uh, our time is up.
Adrian Monk: Okay, well, I'll see you Thursday.
Dr. Kroger: No! No, uh, don't you remember? I'll be in Costa Rica.
Adrian Monk: Costa Rica?
Dr. Kroger: Yeah. For three weeks. It's my vacation.
Adrian Monk: I've never been to Costa Rica.
Dr. Kroger: Uh, no, Adrian. You're not coming. It's a vacation. But if- If you like, I can refer you to another doctor.
Adrian Monk: Uh-
Dr. Kroger: Or- Or not. Or not.
Adrian Monk: Why didn't you tell me?
Dr. Kroger: I did. I told you every week for the past month. But I guess you just, um, blocked it out.
Adrian Monk: Is that possible?
Dr. Kroger: Apparently.
Adrian Monk: I guess I did. I blocked it out. No problem. We'll talk about it on Thursday.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Are they gone?
Sharona: No! What are you doing?
Adrian Monk: Playing a game.
Sharona: What game?
Adrian Monk: It's called... It's called, "Are they gone?" Are they gone?
Sharona: No.
Adrian Monk: Then the game's not over.
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Adrian Monk: He's the guy.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Who's the guy? [Monk signals to the comatose patient] Him? Monk, he's a vegetable. He's not even a vegetable. He hopes one day to be a vegetable.