Adrian Monk Quote #357
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Sleeping Suspect
Captain Stottlemeyer: What do you see?
Adrian Monk: Oh, he's not the guy. He definitely knew his sister lived here. He was at a barbecue here two weeks ago.
Captain Stottlemeyer: But the package was mailed to the old address.
Adrian Monk: Right. And he said he tied the surfboard to the roof himself. Look at these knots. They're a mess. Crude, tangled. But the knot we saw inside, on the bomb, was a work of art.
Captain Stottlemeyer: So the feds...
Adrian Monk: Are barking up the wrong tree.
‘Mr. Monk and the Sleeping Suspect’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Dr. Kroger: Okay. I'm sorry, but, uh, our time is up.
Adrian Monk: Okay, well, I'll see you Thursday.
Dr. Kroger: No! No, uh, don't you remember? I'll be in Costa Rica.
Adrian Monk: Costa Rica?
Dr. Kroger: Yeah. For three weeks. It's my vacation.
Adrian Monk: I've never been to Costa Rica.
Dr. Kroger: Uh, no, Adrian. You're not coming. It's a vacation. But if- If you like, I can refer you to another doctor.
Adrian Monk: Uh-
Dr. Kroger: Or- Or not. Or not.
Adrian Monk: Why didn't you tell me?
Dr. Kroger: I did. I told you every week for the past month. But I guess you just, um, blocked it out.
Adrian Monk: Is that possible?
Dr. Kroger: Apparently.
Adrian Monk: I guess I did. I blocked it out. No problem. We'll talk about it on Thursday.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Are they gone?
Sharona: No! What are you doing?
Adrian Monk: Playing a game.
Sharona: What game?
Adrian Monk: It's called... It's called, "Are they gone?" Are they gone?
Sharona: No.
Adrian Monk: Then the game's not over.
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Adrian Monk: He's the guy.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Who's the guy? [Monk signals to the comatose patient] Him? Monk, he's a vegetable. He's not even a vegetable. He hopes one day to be a vegetable.