Adrian Monk Quote #310
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes to the Circus
Captain Stottlemeyer: This isn't only about Sergei, ma'am. You're also the suspect in the murder of Edgar Heinz, the elephant trainer.
Miss Lovara: Don't be ridiculous. That was an accident. Tragic.
Adrian Monk: No. It was homicide, premeditated, and we have the murder weapon right here. Lieutenant! You waited for Mr. Heinz to put his head under Dede's foot. And then you gave the command for the elephant to stomp. She is well trained, weighs over four tons. A perfect killing machine.
Sharona: Adrian, Adrian. I got to go. Just tell me what happened. Tell me what-
Miss Lovara: But I was nowhere near the pen when it happened.
Adrian Monk: That's true. You weren't there. You gave the command from across the midway over a walkie-talkie. Lieutenant, could you check behind the elephant's ear?
Lieutenant Disher: Got it.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Careful with that, Randy. We need the prints.
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Sharona: You okay?
Adrian Monk: I'm not really in my comfort zone here.
Sharona: You have a comfort zone?
Adrian Monk: Yes, I have a comfort zone.
Sharona: I've never seen a comfort zone.
Adrian Monk: It's not very big. It's, uh It's kind of small. I-I don't have a comfort zone.
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Sharona: My fear is irrational? As opposed to what, your fears?
Adrian Monk: Well, the stuff I'm afraid of is, you know, based on fact.
Sharona: It is?
Adrian Monk: Like germs.
Sharona: Like, uh, crooked paintings? And-And sidewalk cracks? And- And food touching? And the wind?
Adrian Monk: Hey, the wind can kill. Hurricane Edna?
Sharona: Milk?
Adrian Monk: At least they're things people actually encounter. You have to make an appointment to see an elephant. You have to sign up for a safari or something.
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Adrian Monk: Is this a dollop?
Sharona: What?
Adrian Monk: A dollop. It says, "Add one dollop of whipped cream."
Sharona: I don't know. I think a dollop's, like, a teaspoon.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, it doesn't say "teaspoon." It says "dollop."
Sharona: It doesn't matter. It doesn't have to be exact. I- l- It's like a pinch.
Sharona: How many pinches to a dollop?
Adrian Monk: I don't know. Well, maybe it's more like a schmear. I think it's three pinches to a schmear. Or, uh... Ah, forget it. Forget it! Let's make something else.
Sharona: What? You're throwing it out?
Adrian Monk: Nobody can make this cocoa. The recipe's impossible.