Sharona Quote #95
Quote from Sharona in Mr. Monk Goes to the Circus
Sharona: When I was seven, I went to the zoo. I saw a baby girl fall into the elephant pit.
Adrian Monk: And she was hurt?
Sharona: No, she was fine. They got her out. But it scared me to death. And now, ever since then, whenever I see an elephant, l-l-I freak out, and I start shaking. Can't help it. I hate 'em.
Adrian Monk: [laughs] Oh, brother.
Sharona: What's that supposed to mean?
Adrian Monk: Oh, come on, Sharona. You're not a kid anymore. You just suck it up. We're on a job here. I need you now.
Sharona: What did you just say?
Adrian Monk: I said, I need you.
Sharona: No, no, no, no, no. Before that. Did you just tell me to suck it up?
Adrian Monk: No.
Sharona: You know, I can't believe you, Adrian! You have thousands of phobias and quirks that I have to deal with every single day, and I am always there for you! Aren't I? Answer the question! Yes or no?
Adrian Monk: Yeah.
Sharona: Right! I am. And now I have just one tiny, little problem, and you have the nerve to tell me to suck it up? Don't you have any compassion? You're the most selfish, inconsiderate man I have ever met.
Adrian Monk: Great. Now I'm upset.
‘Mr. Monk Goes to the Circus’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Sharona: You okay?
Adrian Monk: I'm not really in my comfort zone here.
Sharona: You have a comfort zone?
Adrian Monk: Yes, I have a comfort zone.
Sharona: I've never seen a comfort zone.
Adrian Monk: It's not very big. It's, uh It's kind of small. I-I don't have a comfort zone.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Sharona: My fear is irrational? As opposed to what, your fears?
Adrian Monk: Well, the stuff I'm afraid of is, you know, based on fact.
Sharona: It is?
Adrian Monk: Like germs.
Sharona: Like, uh, crooked paintings? And-And sidewalk cracks? And- And food touching? And the wind?
Adrian Monk: Hey, the wind can kill. Hurricane Edna?
Sharona: Milk?
Adrian Monk: At least they're things people actually encounter. You have to make an appointment to see an elephant. You have to sign up for a safari or something.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Is this a dollop?
Sharona: What?
Adrian Monk: A dollop. It says, "Add one dollop of whipped cream."
Sharona: I don't know. I think a dollop's, like, a teaspoon.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, it doesn't say "teaspoon." It says "dollop."
Sharona: It doesn't matter. It doesn't have to be exact. I- l- It's like a pinch.
Sharona: How many pinches to a dollop?
Adrian Monk: I don't know. Well, maybe it's more like a schmear. I think it's three pinches to a schmear. Or, uh... Ah, forget it. Forget it! Let's make something else.
Sharona: What? You're throwing it out?
Adrian Monk: Nobody can make this cocoa. The recipe's impossible.