Adrian Monk Quote #304
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes to the Circus
Sharona: [answers phone] Hello?
Adrian Monk: It's me, Adrian. Adrian Monk, y-your boss.
Sharona: I know. What do you want?
Adrian Monk: I'm at the circus. I thought that you were gonna meet me here.
Sharona: I told you I was taking the day off.
Adrian Monk: Are allowed to do that?
Sharona: No, so fire me. Please. It'll be my birthday present. Got your flowers.
Adrian Monk: Oh, good. Good.
Sharona: The card was blank.
Adrian Monk: I know. I- I didn't know what to say, so I just I just left it blank. How did you know they were from me?
Sharona: All the same height. And all the flowers have the exact same number of petals on 'em.
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Sharona: You okay?
Adrian Monk: I'm not really in my comfort zone here.
Sharona: You have a comfort zone?
Adrian Monk: Yes, I have a comfort zone.
Sharona: I've never seen a comfort zone.
Adrian Monk: It's not very big. It's, uh It's kind of small. I-I don't have a comfort zone.
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Sharona: My fear is irrational? As opposed to what, your fears?
Adrian Monk: Well, the stuff I'm afraid of is, you know, based on fact.
Sharona: It is?
Adrian Monk: Like germs.
Sharona: Like, uh, crooked paintings? And-And sidewalk cracks? And- And food touching? And the wind?
Adrian Monk: Hey, the wind can kill. Hurricane Edna?
Sharona: Milk?
Adrian Monk: At least they're things people actually encounter. You have to make an appointment to see an elephant. You have to sign up for a safari or something.
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Adrian Monk: Is this a dollop?
Sharona: What?
Adrian Monk: A dollop. It says, "Add one dollop of whipped cream."
Sharona: I don't know. I think a dollop's, like, a teaspoon.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, it doesn't say "teaspoon." It says "dollop."
Sharona: It doesn't matter. It doesn't have to be exact. I- l- It's like a pinch.
Sharona: How many pinches to a dollop?
Adrian Monk: I don't know. Well, maybe it's more like a schmear. I think it's three pinches to a schmear. Or, uh... Ah, forget it. Forget it! Let's make something else.
Sharona: What? You're throwing it out?
Adrian Monk: Nobody can make this cocoa. The recipe's impossible.