Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #46
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Goes to the Circus
Adrian Monk: A leopard and panther wrangler?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yep. He works with the leopards and the panthers, and he's got a. 454 Ruger Casull handgun, which he says he can't find.
Lieutenant Disher: He had the hots for the horse trainer the vic was seeing. And get this, he's a trapeze artist wannabe. He's been practicing. They say he's pretty good.
Captain Stottlemeyer: And that's how we spell "primary suspect."
Adrian Monk: Hmm. He's left-handed.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, yeah. He works in the circus.
Adrian Monk: What's that supposed to mean?
Captain Stottlemeyer: They're freaks. They're all ambidextrous.
Adrian Monk: Says who?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Circus people are ambidextrous. I read that somewhere.
‘Mr. Monk Goes to the Circus’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Sharona: You okay?
Adrian Monk: I'm not really in my comfort zone here.
Sharona: You have a comfort zone?
Adrian Monk: Yes, I have a comfort zone.
Sharona: I've never seen a comfort zone.
Adrian Monk: It's not very big. It's, uh It's kind of small. I-I don't have a comfort zone.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Sharona: My fear is irrational? As opposed to what, your fears?
Adrian Monk: Well, the stuff I'm afraid of is, you know, based on fact.
Sharona: It is?
Adrian Monk: Like germs.
Sharona: Like, uh, crooked paintings? And-And sidewalk cracks? And- And food touching? And the wind?
Adrian Monk: Hey, the wind can kill. Hurricane Edna?
Sharona: Milk?
Adrian Monk: At least they're things people actually encounter. You have to make an appointment to see an elephant. You have to sign up for a safari or something.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Is this a dollop?
Sharona: What?
Adrian Monk: A dollop. It says, "Add one dollop of whipped cream."
Sharona: I don't know. I think a dollop's, like, a teaspoon.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, it doesn't say "teaspoon." It says "dollop."
Sharona: It doesn't matter. It doesn't have to be exact. I- l- It's like a pinch.
Sharona: How many pinches to a dollop?
Adrian Monk: I don't know. Well, maybe it's more like a schmear. I think it's three pinches to a schmear. Or, uh... Ah, forget it. Forget it! Let's make something else.
Sharona: What? You're throwing it out?
Adrian Monk: Nobody can make this cocoa. The recipe's impossible.