Adrian Monk Quote #281
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes to the Ballgame
Lieutenant Disher: This is Norm Mosely. He was the truck driver who found Lawrence Hammond.
Adrian Monk: Was Mr. Hammond dead when you found him?
Norm Mosely: He was barely hangin' on. He died before the paramedics showed up.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Did he say anything?
Norm Mosely: Yes, sir. He said, "Girls can't eat 15 pizzas."
Captain Stottlemeyer: Come again?
Norm Mosely: "Girls can't eat 15 pizzas."
Captain Stottlemeyer: Is that it?
Norm Mosely: Yes, sir.
Captain Stottlemeyer: You sure?
Norm Mosely: He said it, like, five times. Then he died.
Captain Stottlemeyer: "Girls can't eat 15 pizzas"? What the hell does that mean?
Sharona: Well, it's true. They can't.
Lieutenant Disher: It depends. How many girls are we talkin' about?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Hang on. Were there any girls nearby eating pizza?
Norm Mosely: No, sir. I figured he was delirious, but he kept saying it.
Adrian Monk: "Girls can't eat 15 pizzas." Nah. No, no. Forget it. No. Never mind. Never mind.
‘Mr. Monk Goes to the Ballgame’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Dr. Kroger: Okay. Well, I hate to end the session on that note, but the hour is up.
Adrian Monk: No, it's not. It's only been 57 minutes.
Dr. Kroger: How'd you do that? You're wearing a watch?
Adrian Monk: No.
Dr. Kroger: You could see my watch, right?
Adrian Monk: No. It's a gift.
Dr. Kroger: And a curse.
Adrian Monk: And a curse.
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Lieutenant Disher: There's more.
Captain Stottlemeyer: And would you like to share it with us, Randy?
Lieutenant Disher: The shooter abandoned the car in a parking lot. There was a security camera. We got a picture of him.
Captain Stottlemeyer: That's it? They can't clean that up?
Lieutenant Disher: It is cleaned up. I mean, he was 50 feet away. Should I release it to the press?
Captain Stottlemeyer: What's the point? I've seen better pictures of Bigfoot.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Sharona: Adrian. Adrian, you were right. This is the room. Look at the drapes and the church outside. They both must have taken this class.
Adrian Monk: Oh, yes. Oh, no! Okay. Sharona, I can't do this.
Sharona: Why? 'Cause he's naked? You've never seen a naked man before?
Adrian Monk: No.
Sharona: Well, you've seen yourself naked, right?
Adrian Monk: Just once.