Adrian Monk Quote #285

Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes to the Ballgame

Adrian Monk: That's it. Sharona, let's go. Come on. I can't. I just can't.
Sharona: What about the case?
Adrian Monk: Forget about the case. We can't win 'em all.
Sharona: So you're gonna let a murderer go because you can't talk to a naked man?
Adrian Monk: Yes.

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 ‘Mr. Monk Goes to the Ballgame’ Quotes

Quote from Adrian Monk

Dr. Kroger: Okay. Well, I hate to end the session on that note, but the hour is up.
Adrian Monk: No, it's not. It's only been 57 minutes.
Dr. Kroger: How'd you do that? You're wearing a watch?
Adrian Monk: No.
Dr. Kroger: You could see my watch, right?
Adrian Monk: No. It's a gift.
Dr. Kroger: And a curse.
Adrian Monk: And a curse.

Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer

Lieutenant Disher: There's more.
Captain Stottlemeyer: And would you like to share it with us, Randy?
Lieutenant Disher: The shooter abandoned the car in a parking lot. There was a security camera. We got a picture of him.
Captain Stottlemeyer: That's it? They can't clean that up?
Lieutenant Disher: It is cleaned up. I mean, he was 50 feet away. Should I release it to the press?
Captain Stottlemeyer: What's the point? I've seen better pictures of Bigfoot.

Quote from Adrian Monk

Sharona: Adrian. Adrian, you were right. This is the room. Look at the drapes and the church outside. They both must have taken this class.
Adrian Monk: Oh, yes. Oh, no! Okay. Sharona, I can't do this.
Sharona: Why? 'Cause he's naked? You've never seen a naked man before?
Adrian Monk: No.
Sharona: Well, you've seen yourself naked, right?
Adrian Monk: Just once.