Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #38
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the Red-Headed Stranger
Captain Stottlemeyer: What's she doing here?
Adrian Monk: I-I asked her to meet me.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, do you mind telling me why?
Adrian Monk: You'll see. Just wait.
[After Wendy Mass sits down, the streaker starts running by]
Captain Stottlemeyer: Son of a bitch. He's back. Lieutenant, call the 23rd. Get a black-and-white down here A.
S.A.P.
Adrian Monk: Captain, not so fast.
Captain Stottlemeyer: What are you talking about?
Adrian Monk: I bailed him out last night, and I hired him.
Lieutenant Disher: You hired the streaker? To do what?
[As the streaker passes by Wendy, she turns around to get a look at him going. She laughs.]
Captain Stottlemeyer: Son of a bitch. She can see.
Lieutenant Disher: She can see?
Adrian Monk: She can see.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Son of a bitch.
‘Mr. Monk and the Red-Headed Stranger’ Quotes
Quote from Benjy Fleming
Benjy: Did you really meet a blind lady?
Sharona: Yeah.
Benjy: Does she have a dog?
Sharona: No, she had a cane.
Benjy: Hey, maybe I can interview her for that report I have to do on people with disabilities.
Sharona: Wait. I thought you were gonna write about...
Benjy: It only has to be two pages. Mr. Monk is a whole book.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: So, I'm the killer. You're Sonny Cross. Okay, I'm hiding. There is so much garbage back here.
Sharona: Oh, please.
Adrian Monk: Okay, here I am. I'm hiding. You walk up the alley. I jump out. I step up to you and bang!
Sharona: Ow! Why am I always the victim?
Adrian Monk: Because the victim usually ends up on the ground in-in the dirt, and I'm... I'm me.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: [over radio] We're on foot, heading south towards Prospect.
Woman: Description?
Lieutenant Disher: He's wearing gray sneakers.
Woman: Is there anything else?
Lieutenant Disher: He's not Jewish!