Adrian Monk Quote #189
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Red-Headed Stranger
Adrian Monk: Willie, uh, if you wouldn't mind.
Willie Nelson: Where in the world did you get that? I haven't seen that one in a long time.
Adrian Monk: I have 'em all. And if you could just if you could make it out to Trudy.
Willie Nelson: Sure.
Adrian Monk: She worshiped you. On our first date, we went to see one of your shows. It was the Shoreline Amphitheater.
Willie Nelson: Yeah, I remember y'all. You were sittin' on this blue blanket.
Adrian Monk: Really?
Willie Nelson: No, I'm just kiddin'.
Adrian Monk: Oh, he's... Willie's jokin'.
‘Mr. Monk and the Red-Headed Stranger’ Quotes
Quote from Benjy Fleming
Benjy: Did you really meet a blind lady?
Sharona: Yeah.
Benjy: Does she have a dog?
Sharona: No, she had a cane.
Benjy: Hey, maybe I can interview her for that report I have to do on people with disabilities.
Sharona: Wait. I thought you were gonna write about...
Benjy: It only has to be two pages. Mr. Monk is a whole book.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: So, I'm the killer. You're Sonny Cross. Okay, I'm hiding. There is so much garbage back here.
Sharona: Oh, please.
Adrian Monk: Okay, here I am. I'm hiding. You walk up the alley. I jump out. I step up to you and bang!
Sharona: Ow! Why am I always the victim?
Adrian Monk: Because the victim usually ends up on the ground in-in the dirt, and I'm... I'm me.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: [over radio] We're on foot, heading south towards Prospect.
Woman: Description?
Lieutenant Disher: He's wearing gray sneakers.
Woman: Is there anything else?
Lieutenant Disher: He's not Jewish!