Sharona Quote #61
Quote from Sharona in Mr. Monk and the Earthquake
Sharona: Gail, remember when I went out to visit Mom when she broke her wrist?
Gail Fleming: Yeah.
Sharona: And remember you said that you owe me big time?
Gail Fleming: Mm.
Sharona: Remember?
Gail Fleming: [sees Monk waiting behind a lamppost] Oh, no.
Sharona: I swear. I swear. He's gonna be good. Come on! Come on. You know, he's not as bad as he was. He's just freaked out about this earthquake. I can't leave him alone.
Gail Fleming: I guess he can sleep on the couch.
Sharona: Well, actually he's gonna need the guest room. He doesn't sleep on couches.
‘Mr. Monk and the Earthquake’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Sharona: Uh, Adrian, listen. Now that you're home, there's something we have to talk about.
Adrian Monk: Uh-oh.
Sharona: I haven't been paid since the earthquake.
Adrian Monk: Are you sure?
Sharona: Yeah. It's been three weeks. Here's your checkbook.
Adrian Monk: [speaks gibberish]
Sharona: That's not funny.
Adrian Monk: [speaks gibberish]
Sharona: Okay, will ya stop it? You owe me money.
Adrian Monk: [speaks gibberish]
Sharona: I know you're faking it.
Adrian Monk: I'm not faking it!
Sharona: You just spoke English!
Quote from Adrian Monk
Gail Fleming: Okay, I got one!
Sharona: It's a movie. Uh, six words.
Adrian Monk: The Man Who Came to Dinner.
Gail Fleming: How did you know that?
Adrian Monk: It's a movie about a houseguest who wouldn't leave. Six words. You were looking at me.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Benjy: [knocking] Mr. Monk? Mr. Monk, are you in there?
Adrian Monk: Don't come in. I'm taking a bath.
Gail Fleming: Are you taking a bath in mineral water?
Adrian Monk: Uh, the tap water was a little rusty.
Gail Fleming: Well, enjoy it because that bath is costing me $95.
Adrian Monk: Okay. Thank you.