Adrian Monk Quote #170
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Takes a Vacation
Adrian Monk: I don't think I can wait a whole year.
Sharona: For what?
Adrian Monk: Our next vacation.
Sharona: You enjoyed that?
Adrian Monk: Oh, I had a great time.
Sharona: Okay, for your information, that was not a vacation, Adrian. A vacation is supposed to be fun and relaxing. That was murder camp.
Adrian Monk: I was thinking, the first week of November, there's this place in Monterey.
Sharona: No. No, forget it. No more vacations. The next time you try to make me take a vacation, I swear I'm quitting. I can't believe I just said that.
Adrian Monk: You seem upset.
Sharona: I am upset!
Adrian Monk: You know what you need?
Sharona: Shut up.
Adrian Monk: Vacation!
Sharona: Shut up!
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‘Mr. Monk Takes a Vacation’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: You see them? Fluids.
Maid #1: Fluids?
Adrian Monk: Bodily fluids. I'm gonna need everything scrubbed. S-Scrubbed. How do you say "scrubbed"?
Maid #1: Scrubbed.
Adrian Monk: Scrubbed. The curtains, the carpeting. And did you bring bleach?
Maid #2: Bleach?
Adrian Monk: Bleach! The white God. Dios blanco. Good. That's good. Okay, take your time. Don't worry. I'll pay extra. Whatever it takes.
Rita Bronwyn: Don't you worry, partner. They're a team of experts. I'm going downstairs to look for the stiff. Good luck, ladies.
Adrian Monk: Good luck, ladies. And God be with you.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Rita Bronwyn: Have you seen the new model? It's awesome. It checks 14 different bodily fluids.
Adrian Monk: Fourteen?
Rita Bronwyn: Yeah. Uh, blood, saliva, semen...
Adrian Monk: Okay. That-That-That's okay. Thank you. How does it work?
Rita Bronwyn: I'll show you. Here. Wait. I gotta turn these lights off.
Adrian Monk: Oh. Whoa. Oh, my God. Ugh. Ugh. Whoa. Ah! Oh, oh, oh! Oh! Ugh! Turn, plea- Turn it off, please. God, please. [coughs out tooth pick] I think I'd like to switch rooms.
Rita Bronwyn: We're all booked up. [Monk picks up the phone with a wipe]
Woman: [on the phone] Front desk.
Adrian Monk: Housekeeping?
Quote from Benjy Fleming
Adrian Monk: Mr. Fenimore. He's talking to a woman. I can't see her face. But it's definitely not his wife. Benjy, can you read lips?
Benjy: I'm in sixth grade. I can barely read words.