Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #31
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the Marathon Man
Lieutenant Disher: You're thinking Tonday.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, no. Their times don't match up exactly.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, then who?
Captain Stottlemeyer: All right. Here's my idea. Let's say there were six runners.
Lieutenant Disher: Six?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah. Tonday, McDowell, and these four guys: Harvester, Blanchard, Crowe and Davidson. They pass the chip back and forth among them. They were all running in the vicinity and...
Lieutenant Disher: Like a conspiracy.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, no. I've worked the time out on this graph. Passing it back and forth, the time works out almost exactly. What do you think?
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, this is worth looking into, sir.
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's all... No, it's not. It's insane. There is absolutely no connection between those six men.
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, you're right. It's I was just playing devil's advocate with that.
‘Mr. Monk and the Marathon Man’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Commentator: [on TV] There is something you don't see every day. A runner in this race with four legs.
Lieutenant Disher: Hang on a second. Stop the tape.
Captain Stottlemeyer: What?
Lieutenant Disher: What's that right there? Go back a little. Is that a dog?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah. It's a poodle.
Lieutenant Disher: Maybe he put the chip in the dog collar.
Captain Stottlemeyer: That's a little poodle. Can a little poodle run 26 miles?
Lieutenant Disher: Maybe he drugged it. I mean, if it's on drugs, yeah. I can call a vet.
Quote from Sharona
Sharona: Why don't you sit down? [Monk shakes his head] Well, at least hold the pole. [Monk shakes his head] How do you explain this: I touch everything you're afraid to touch, and I never get sick.
Adrian Monk: I can't explain it. It's inexplicable.
Sharona: No. You're inexplicable.
Quote from Sharona
Trevor McDowell: Well, well, well. If it isn't Mr. Monk and Sharona, am I right? What can I do for you?
Adrian Monk: Do you have a minute, sir?
Trevor McDowell: I have all the time in the world. As a matter of fact, there's a sale on all the convertible sofas if you're interested.
Adrian Monk: No, thanks.
Trevor McDowell: I'll make you a great deal. Free home delivery.
Adrian Monk: We're not here to shop.
Sharona: Although, if it turns out you're innocent, I'd like to talk to you about that recliner.