Adrian Monk Quote #90
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes to the Asylum
Sharona: Look, Adrian. l- Listen, l- I can't take you home right now.
Adrian Monk: Sharona, look at his shoes. Just look at his shoes. They're smudged. Could be soot. Those are boat shoes. They're made for traction. And I think he has been walkin' on the roof.
Sharona: Adrian, just try to listen to Dr. Lancaster, okay? He's a good man.
Adrian Monk: There was a doctor murdered here about four years ago...
Sharona: Adrian, will you calm down?
Adrian Monk: Named Gould. Conrad Gould.
Sharona: Please try and stay calm and sit. Just relax.
Adrian Monk: I think- I think Lancaster had something to do with it. Am I losing my mind?
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‘Mr. Monk Goes to the Asylum’ Quotes
Quote from Sharona
Oliver: My name is Oliver. I'm gonna take you to see Dr. Lancaster. He's anxious to meet you.
Sharona: Oliver, listen, there's some things you should know. I've been taking care of this man for four years. These are his moist towelettes for germs. He takes three showers every day with this star-shaped nozzle. This is the nozzle. And he needs a five-watt night-light for sleeping. Anything more, he won't sleep. And dark-colored pillowcases.
Adrian Monk: Sharona?
Sharona: Nothing light, okay?
Adrian Monk: Sharona?
Sharona: What?
Adrian Monk: You're scaring the man.
Sharona: No, I'm not.
Adrian Monk: Well, you're scaring me.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: By the way, in case we don't get a chance to talk later, I just want you to know, except for the murders and your trying to kill me, you really were the best doctor I ever had. Hang on, Manny. They're coming to get you. And merry Christmas.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Sharona: [answers phone] Hello?
Adrian Monk: Sharona. Don't laugh, okay? I just need to be sure.
Sharona: Is there a skinny oak tree by the window?
Adrian Monk: Yes.
Sharona: Is there an armoire by the closet?
Adrian Monk: Uh-uh.
Sharona: And is Trudy's picture on the nightstand?
Adrian Monk: Yep.
Sharona: Adrian. You're in your own house. Now go to sleep.
Adrian Monk: Thanks. Good news. I'm seriously considering you for Employee of the Month.
Sharona: Thanks, boss. I'll see you tomorrow.